Dirty Quotes - Page 9

• Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

  Woody Allen

  Witty, Sex, Humorous

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• If you feel dirty, insignificant or unloved, then rats are a good role model. They exist without permission, they have no respect for the hierarchy of society, and they have sex 50 times a day.

  Banksy

  Sex, Role Models, Roles

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• London, dirty little pool of life

  Behramji Malabari

  Insulting, Littles, London

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• I want a drink. I want fifty drinks. I want a bottle of the purest, strongest, most destructive, most poisonous alcohol on Earth. I want fifty bottles of it. I want crack, dirty and yellow and filled with formaldehyde. I want a pile of powder meth, five hundred hits of acid, a garbage bag full of mushrooms, a tube of glue bigger than a truck, a pool of gas large enough to drown in. I want something anything whatever however as much as I can.

  James Frey

  Mushrooms, Want Something, Yellow

  James Frey (2003). “A Million Little Pieces”, p.153, Rutgers University Press

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• The dirty truth is that the rich are the great cause of poverty.

  Michael Parenti

  Political, Poverty, Causes

  Michael Parenti (1996). “Dirty Truths”, p.21, City Lights Books

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• The dirty nurse, Experience, in her kind Hath fouled me.

  Alfred Lord Tennyson

  Nurse, Experience, Kind

  'Idylls of the King' (1842-85) 'The Last Tournament' (1859) l. 317

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• Imagination is a God-given gift; but if it is fed dirt by the eye, it will be dirty. All sin, not least sexual sin, begins with the imagination. Therefore what feeds the imagination is of maximum importance in the pursuit of kingdom righteousness.

  D. A. Carson

  Eye, Sins Not, Imagination

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• Like a ship, a car should be named after a girl as it's sexy. My original car was called Kate. But then it got smashed at the opening race in Australia. So we called this one Kate's Dirty Sister because it is more aggressive and faster.

  Sebastian Vettel

  Girl, Sexy, Race

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My God, what a clumsy olla putrida James Joyce is! Nothing but old fags and cabbage stumps of quotations from the Bible and the rest, stewed in the juice of deliberate, journalistic dirty-mindedness—what old and hard-worked staleness, masquerading as the all-new!

  D. H. Lawrence

  Cabbage, Juice, Insult

  Letter to Aldous and Maria Huxley, 15 August 1928, in H. T. Moore (ed.) 'Collected Letters of D. H. Lawrence' (1962) vol. 2

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• Sometimes I would ride with my daughter in the car to go make transactions.  A couple of times me, her and my baby mother would be in the car and you know we would kind of be riding dirty.  So like I said, again man, I was very naïve.

  Nelly

  Daughter, Mother, Baby

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• If it is wrong for you to take money from someone else who earned it, to take their money by force for your own needs, then it is certainly just as wrong for you to demand that the government step forward and do this dirty work for you.

  Neal Boortz

  Government, Steps, Needs

  Neal Boortz (1998). “The Terrible Truth About Liberals”, p.48, Taylor Trade Publishing

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• It is very discouraging to be in a team with white athletes. On the track you are Tommie Smith, the fastest man in the world, but once you are in the dressing rooms you are nothing more than a dirty Negro.

  Tommie Smith

  Team, Athlete, Men

  "1968: Black athletes make silent protest". news.bbc.co.uk. September 1967.

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• When being is divorced from doing, pious thoughts become an adequate substitute for washing dirty feet.

  Brennan Manning

  Feet, Adequate, Substitutes

  Brennan Manning (2015). “Abba's Child: The Cry of the Heart for Intimate Belonging”, p.124, NavPress

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• Let every dirty, lousy tramp arm himself with a revolver or a knife, and lay in wait on the steps of the palaces of the rich and stab or shoot the owners as they come out. Let us kill them without mercy, and let it be a war of extermination.

  Lucy Parsons

  War, Knives, Waiting

  "What’s Missing From Black History Month" by Jon Hochschartner, theredphoenixapl.org. February 10, 2012.

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• The fabliau, then, is a short story that is a tall story. It combines a burly blurting of dirty words with a reveling in humiliations that are good unclean fun. A popular venture that is keen to paste—épater—everybody (not just the bourgeoisie), it is the art of the single entendre. Highly staged low life, it guffaws at the pious, the prudish, and the priggish. High cockalorum versus high decorum…. The introduction here, like the translator’s note, tells well the story of the comic tales, anonymous for the most part, usually two or three hundred lines long, of which about 160 exist.

  Christopher Ricks

  Art, Fun, Two

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• What I remember the most really was just running wild there. Barefooted, swimming in dirty lakes, selling fruit, picking mango trees, hoping not to get caught because they don't take kindly to thieves in Africa.

  Akon

  Running, Swimming, Lakes

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• Mathematics is a collection of cheap tricks and dirty jokes.

  Lipman Bers

  Mathematics, Tricks, Mathematical

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• Having been challenged by Colonel Pickering, Higgins: You know, it's almost irresistible. She's so deliciously low. So horribly dirty.

  Rex Harrison

  Challenges, Lows, Irresistible

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• Learn young about hard work and manners - and you'll be through the whole dirty mess and nicely dead again before you know it.

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

  Work, Manners, Young

  F. Scott Fitzgerald (2009). “The Crack-Up”, p.100, New Directions Publishing

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• If you find my stories dirty, the society you are living in is dirty. With my stories, I only expose the truth

  Saadat Hasan Manto

  Stories, Ifs

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• Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.

  Ogden Nash

  Morning, Night, Sight

  Ogden Nash (1936). “The bad parents' garden of verse”

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• We got the bubble headed bleached blonde comes on at five, She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye, It's interesting when people die give us dirty laundry...

  Don Henley

  Song, Eye, People

  "Dirty Laundry". Song by Don Henley, Danny Kortchmar, October 12, 1982.

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• Because there were all kinds of hell - some were black and dirty, and some were silvery and high.

  Mark Helprin

  Heaven, Black, Kind

  Mark Helprin (2014). “A New York Winter's Tale”, p.252, Pan Macmillan

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• So what you are doing, be aware, observe it, and then go on meditating. Soon you will begin to feel the change. Now there is no possessiveness in relationship. By and by, possessiveness disappears. And when possessiveness is not there, relationship has a beauty of its own. When possessiveness is there, everything becomes dirty, ugly, inhuman.

  Rajneesh

  Relationship, Goes On, Ugly

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• If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Problem, T Shirt, Laundry

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