I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service: The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.
The taste of death is upon my lips. I feel something that is not of this earth.
Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough. To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity.
I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.
Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.
I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.
Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.
Show my head to the people. It is worth seeing.
I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.
I have something to say: it's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Death is the most beautiful adventure in life.
Why not? After all, it belongs to him.
The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon.
I'll be in hell before you start breakfast - let her rip!
I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.
Let me go to the house of the Father.
The executioner is, I believe, very expert; and my neck is very slender
Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.
To Harald, may God forgive you and forgive me, too, but I prefer to take my life away and our baby's before I bring him with shame or killing him, Lupe. [Suicide note.]
Well "I do" are the two most famous last words. The beginning of the end. But to lose your life for another I've heard is a good place to begin.
Can you still have any famous last words if you're somebody nobody knows?
Better is the sinner who hath thoughts about God, than the saint who hath only the show of sanctity.
Good people are always so sure they're right.
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