Football Game Quotes - Page 5

• Any man who watches more than three consecutive football games on TV in one day can be declared legally dead.

  Joyce Brothers

  Football, Men, Games

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• If you said, 'What is the most important aspect of winning football games?' I don't think I could give you an answer to that question.

  Cris Collinsworth

  Football, Winning, Thinking

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• If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Football, Gay, Games

  Audio CD "Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered", 2004.

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• Jessica Simpson attended boyfriend Tony Romo's football game. The Cowboys quarterback had the worst game of his career. It's a bad year for the name Simpson. Even O. J. is pissed - he feels like they're making his name look bad.

  Chelsea Handler

  Football, Cowboy, Years

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• The last jobs I had were fixing cars and covering football games for a local access tv station. As in driving the mobile van to the field, setting up 3 cameras, teaching depressed grownups and interns how to use them and directing the game from the van and then wanting to kill myself.

  Louis C. K.

  Football, Jobs, Teaching

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. December 12, 2011.

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• I don't sleep much. Five to six, I'd say. You could argue that people, as they get older, sleep less - probably because they're afraid of dying at some point. I know my parents don't sleep much. I know that I used to be able to sleep until noon when I was younger. I couldn't fathom staying in bed until ten now. I wouldn't know what to do unless there's a football game on.

  George Clooney

  Football, Sleep, Games

  "George Clooney: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. December 13, 2011.

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• I'm really only capable to two emotions at this point: lust and hunger. I lost revenge a few years back, and even then, it was reserved only for ex-girlfriends and particular football games that caused me to lose a lot of money.

  Jason Mulgrew

  Football, Girlfriend, Revenge

  Source: therumpus.net

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• I feel an autumnal Saturday, no matter how beautiful, is wasted if it doesn't find me sitting in on a football game.

  Howard Roberts

  Beautiful, Football, Games

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• It feels good when it helps to get a good seat for a football game. But it never helped me make a good film or a good shot in a polo game, or command the obedience of my daughter. It doesn

  Walt Disney

  Daughter, Football, Games

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• No, no, I'm a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it's a beer and the football game.

  Woody Allen

  Football, Beer, Games

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• You can go super American and get barbecue and beer and be like, 'Whatever, I'm watching a football game.' That's exactly what I'm going to do.

  Emily Ratajkowski

  Football, Beer, Games

  Source: www.elle.com

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• You need to just understand where the ball is and how to use your body. Timing your jump the right way is crucial. Learn how to use your body to shield the receiver and box him out, again, much like a rebound. Trying to beat a receiver to a ball can be a lot like you're posting him up. Rebounding is great practice because you can employ those skills - body position, leverage, timing - a lot more than you might in a football game or practice if the quarterback doesn't look your way.

  Antonio Cromartie

  Football, Practice, Games

  Source: www.nfl.com

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• I've always had an irrational fear - it's really not an irrational fear, I think - whenever I've been standing at a urinal at a bar, or Giants Stadium or Yankee Stadium. You've got a bunch of drunks behind you, often in a hostile, adrenalized environment like a football game. What's to prevent the guy behind me from slamming my head into the porcelain wall in front of me?

  Steve Rushin

  Football, Wall, Thinking

  Source: www.gq.com

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• I think Marshawn Lynch is the most important player in this football game.

  Kurt Warner

  Football, Player, Thinking

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• On weekends when everybody would go to the football games, I would be getting on a plane or driving my car across the state or across the country to go do a show somewhere and yeah so, I never thought of doing anything else.

  Jeff Dunham

  Country, Football, Weekend

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

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• I really gave up being passionate about politics 10, 15, 20 years ago, because I think finally that there were forces in the country that are larger than politics itself. And so I find it a fascinating game, this wonderful stuff goes on in terms of watching the game. But If you get to down it, look, I`m going to root for someone, I`ll root at a football game, not for politicians.

  Norman Mailer

  Country, Football, Thinking

  Source: www.sbs.com.au

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• I used to go play football matches in the morning, and Id go straight from me football game to a dance competition.

  Tristan MacManus

  Football, Morning, Games

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• You have to know what club you are playing for, or you just play for yourself. Every time I put on a Liverpool shirt, I know it is more than just a football game.

  Fernando Torres

  Football, Games, Play

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• As a quarterback, you have to love it. As much as you like to turn around and hand the ball off - the whole traditional football game - as a quarterback, you gotta love putting it in the air.

  Joe Montana

  Football, Air, Hands

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I've gotten to watch a lot of football games. Growing up, watching sports, watching people compete, whether it's my brothers or teammates. I grew up observing and taking it all in. It's kind of my attitude.

  Eli Manning

  Sports, Football, Brother

  Source: www.justjared.com

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• J.J. Watt is larger than life and Houstons newest sports hero, in every sense of the word. He is a guy who spends NFL Fridays at high school football games and actively seeks out those in need of his kindness.

  Hannah Storm

  Sports, Friday, Football

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• As a football player, you just deal with injuries. It's all part of the football game. I've dealt with injuries as much as everybody else. People have dealt with worse injuries than I've dealt with. It's all part of the game, all part of getting that tackle.

  Troy Polamalu

  Football, Player, Games

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• You cant run a football game in Tiger Stadium without 1,500-1,600 people to help.

  Skip Bertman

  Football, Running, Games

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• You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.

  Mark Russell

  Baseball, Football, Games

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• I want to win football games.

  Victor Cruz

  Football, Winning, Games

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