You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.
The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
When a woman like that whom I've seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.
I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.
There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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