If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball.
To a pitcher, a base hit is the perfect example of negative feedback.
On the appearance of Clayton Moore at a Blue Jays home game - It's not very often you get to see the Lone Ranger and Toronto in the same night.
Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways.
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
Three more saves and he ties John the Baptist.
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.
You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain.
Baseball is reassuring. It makes me feel as if the world is not going to blow up.
Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.
If you don't know where you are currently standing, you're dead.
Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing.
Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?
You don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere
Us ballplayers do things backward. First we play, then we retire and go to work.
Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.
Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay in nice hotels instead of barracks.
You have only two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.
Every hitter likes fastballs, just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's what it feels like when Nolan Ryan's thrown balls by you.
It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.
A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours.
I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally.
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