If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
It is a wise father that knows his own child.
When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
To her, the name of father was another name for love.
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society.
It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons.
My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father.
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
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