What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.
If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!
Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.
A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.
Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.
To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word "boo."
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" - I, who myself so recently was photographed on my grandmother's lap.
Posterity is the patriotic name for grandchildren.
I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture.
I would love to go back and travel the road not taken, if I knew at the end of it I'd find the same set of grandkids.
My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.
I am not ashamed of my grandparents for having been slaves. I am only ashamed of myself for having at one time being ashamed.
Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.
If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what.
Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.
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