An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
Let our New Year's resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the years'.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.
The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective.
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
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