I am big. It's the pictures that got small.
Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
Don't let's ask for the moon.We have the stars.
Avant-garde means never having to say you're sorry.
For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice.
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.
the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Make your mistakes, next year and forever.
I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
The great miraculous bell of translucent ice is suspended in mid-air. It rings to announce endings and beginnings. And it rings because there is fresh promise and wonder in the skies.
I feel the need... the need for speed.
For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry.
Carpe diem. (Seize the day.)
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
You can't handle the truth!
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?
Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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