I am big. It's the pictures that got small.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
Being an American means never having to say you're sorry.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works.
Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!
Avant-garde means never having to say you're sorry.
Don't let's ask for the moon.We have the stars.
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
I've found out that money is the most important thing in the world and, as God is my witness, I don't ever intend to be without it again. I'll never be hungry again.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death.
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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