Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.
For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice.
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Don't let's ask for the moon.We have the stars.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works.
Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
I am big. It's the pictures that got small.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death.
Avant-garde means never having to say you're sorry.
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
I've found out that money is the most important thing in the world and, as God is my witness, I don't ever intend to be without it again. I'll never be hungry again.
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Being an American means never having to say you're sorry.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry.
2004 was a great year for Boston! The Patriots won the Super Bowl! Boston hosted its first national political convention! And - the Red Sox won the World Series!
I had a great year with Bob Mintzer [at Laguardia School of Arts]. Bob is great. We could have just brought the clarinet or dealt with classical stuff, or brought the flute or just dealt with comp and arranging... what a great teacher.
I had a great year and left my guts out on the field.
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