If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If I eat a huge meal and I can get the girl to rub my belly, I think that's about as romantic as I can think of.
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
True love stories never have endings.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Tell me how you read and I'll tell you who you are.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Nail me to my car and I'll tell you who you are
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Tell me with whom you associate, and I will tell you who you are.
Tell me who your enemy is, and I will tell you who you are.
Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.
Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.
When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged.
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
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