I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
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