Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room mansion with the live shark tank in the living room. If pro sports paid minimum wage, Shaquille O'Neal would be a bouncer at Scores, and Anna Kournikova would be a mail-order bride from Minsk.
I have 3,000 penalty minutes. I don't need people dictating to me how to do my job.
I'm on the third line. I'm a crasher. I know my role. I'm just trying to help. I'm not stupid enough to think I'm great out there.
Hockey is not a sport - it's a disease.
My brother Dash hit me on the head with five textbooks in a gym bag.
Ah, my sister used to hit me harder.
How's the game changed in my 15 years in the league? Well, we used to be called hard-working players. Now we're overpaid crybabies.
It's like the animal kingdom. Adapt or go extinct.
After returning from his stint in the minors made reference to the movie Slapshot with: I'm happy to be back. It was never my aspiration as a kid to play in the Federal league.
I remember my first year, I hit him with three good punches and couldn't believe he was still standing. He hit me with one and cracked my helmet. My head hurt for a week.
I see you finally got a number to match your IQ.
Potential is synonymous with getting your ass kicked.
His face is so calm, He shows no sign of stress or anything. Its as if he's saying, "No problem. Relax. I'm just going to beat you now. It's not going to hurt a bit."
That hockey game will haunt me until the day I die.
Probably not. Their depth and our play right now...it doesn't look too good.
I'm gonna catch you with your head down tonight. I'm gonna take it off.
Because he stinks on the power play. He stinks. I don't know why. I wish I could put him on the power play, but every time I put him on, he stinks.
I wish that we could tumble them in the dryer for 30 minutes and get them to shrink, but that won't happen.
I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife.
You guys just here to blame someone. You never look yourselves in the mirror, eh? You're always good. You never make the mistakes. Your articles are always perfect. In reality, what have you done for this city? If you ask yourself, what have you done besides only criticize? Not much.
Hockey has given me everything, most importantly it brought me to Swift Current, where I met my wife Deb.
For as long as I can remember I wanted to be a professional hockey player.
I loved curling and I loved the social aspect of it, the team. It's like if you had the same golf foursome for a long time, or if you're a bridge player, or a beer-league hockey team. You start to look forward to that time together and camaraderie, and having something that you do just for yourself.
Nobody wanted to win more than I did. Nobody !
Goaltending beats top notch scoring anytime!
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