Hockey Quotes - Page 21

• If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll find a rock, a stick, or a piece of wood and believe me, it's gonna be a brawl.

  Pat Burns

  Believe, Player, Rocks

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• I Didn't Drop My Gloves. They Were Pulled Off Me!

  Mike Modano

  Nhl, Gloves

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• If We Lose...We're All Screwed.

  Tony Amonte

  Nhl, Ifs, Loses

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• No one in Montreal learns how to skate. You're just born that way.

  Martin Brodeur

  Nhl, Way, Montreal

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• He's one of the most coachable players out there.

  Jonathan Toews

  Player, Nhl

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• Maybe's he's just jealous I have hair.

  Alexander Ovechkin

  Jealous, Hair, Nhl

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• Women want a family life that glitters and is stable. They don't want some lump spouse watching ice hockey in the late hours of his eighteenth beer. They want a family that is so much fun and is so smart that they look forward to Thanksgiving rather than regarding it with a shudder. That's the glitter part. The stable part is, obviously, they don't want to be one bead on a long necklace of wives. They want, just like men, fun, love, fame, money and power. And equal pay for equal work.

  Carolyn See

  Fun, Women, Smart

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• OK, they fire the puck from the blue line. Chief usually yelling 'block the shot' at the defensemen. They doesn't have the goalie gear, but they have to block the shot. So who is more crazy, me or the defensemen? Who is more weird?

  Ilya Bryzgalov

  Block, Crazy, Nhl

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• I know you define leads by goals having the lead, but we never really had the lead.

  Darryl Sutter

  Nhl, Goal, Knows

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• The most-honored ancestors of your matriarch besmirched the season of the orange blossom.

  Nick Bakay

  Sports, Orange, Matriarchs

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• There are many stars and a few super-stars in sport. There are champions who bag a coronet now and then, and there are others who dominate some game year after year. In other words there are Bobby Jones and Helen Wills.

  Grantland Rice

  Motivational, Sports, Stars

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• I was lucky. My grandmother stepped up for me and said she would take responsibility for me and a compassionate juvenile judge took a chance and gave me one. They were getting ready to send me away to do real time, but they sent me instead to a juvenile alternative day school. And I guess that was the beginning of my turnaround.

  Bob Beamon

  Sports, Real, Responsibility

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• It's only game. Why you have to be mad?

  Ilya Bryzgalov

  Nhl, Games, Mad

  The Score interview, 2006.

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• I played ice hockey obsessively for 14 years of my life.

  Paul Wesley

  Years, Ice, Ice Hockey

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

  Adam Sandler

  Funny, Guy, Records

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• He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot."

  Bill Engvall

  Funny, Humor, Golf

  "Here's Your Sign". Comedy, 1996.

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• There is a rare exception of mainstream sports that have a fatality rate. That's motor sports and rodeo, ... football, baseball, basketball, hockey, you make a mistake and you give up a run or some points. In these two sports, if you make a mistake, it could cost you your life.

  Don Andrews

  Basketball, Sports, Baseball

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• They're happy to be Siamese twins. They feel blessed. But the rest of us have to go through the world alone. And they don't. And because they have this great attitude, they have a lot of friends. They were the kings of the prom. You know, they were in the state championship hockey team. You know, they're the goalie. And it's just they're a couple of winners who happen to be Siamese twins.

  Peter Farrelly

  Kings, Couple, Attitude

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• For the next approximately three years, I have got Nathan to take care of. I know that once he graduates from high school, he will be off doing whatever it is he is going to be doing - probably playing ice hockey.

  Barbara Mandrell

  School, Years, Ice

  "Barbara Mandrell: Sweetness Through Suffering". Interview with Scott Ross, www.cbn.com.

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• My job is to suggest and ratify and use any expertise that I might have gained over the 23 years in professional hockey to make our game a better game.

  Bobby Hull

  Sports, Jobs, Years

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• It was a fun ride. I've enjoyed my time on the ice and I've enjoyed more and more people getting interested in the game of hockey.

  Ron Francis

  Fun, Ice, Games

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• People ask if I regret not winning a Stanley Cup, but winning the series against the Soviet Union was the best. It was the greatest experience of my hockey career by far.

  Marcel Dionne

  Regret, Winning, Careers

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• Ice cream was my undoing, and six chocolate milk shakes in a row were nothing to me at one time.

  Kate Smith

  Ice Cream, Chocolate, Milk

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• The Ice Storm, because of the movie, has had, or is to have, a vigorous life in other cultures.

  Rick Moody

  Ice, Other Cultures, Storm

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• Over the weekend, Vladimir Putin scored eight goals during a hockey game. It happened just after he had the goalie executed.

  Conan O'Brien

  Weekend, Games, Eight

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