Husband Quotes - Page 39

• Husbands and wives, have fun with each other. I'm convinced it makes all the difference in the world.

  Zig Ziglar

  Fun, Differences, Wife

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• When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands.

  Sheryl Sandberg

  Sexy, Crazy, Commitment

  Sheryl Sandberg (2014). “Lean In for Graduates”, p.124, Knopf

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• We [me and my husband] both had our things. Seth was the artist, I was the singer. We were like "You do your thing, I'll do my thing and never the two shall meet." I think we had a healthy competition going through our childhood. But I sort of left the funny stuff to him, I said "You're the comedian, you're the jokester, you do that I'll be the more serious one." You need that kind of balance in the family.

  Rachael MacFarlane

  Artist, Thinking, Two

  Source: collider.com

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• I like working consistently. I like working for four months at a time, which is why cable was so attractive. You work for four months, and then you get to do something else, whether it's doing a movie or just being at home with your husband and eventually having a family.

  Jordana Brewster

  Home, Four, Months

  "Jordana Brewster Talks DALLAS and Preparing to Shoot FAST & FURIOUS 6 in the UK". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. June 13, 2012.

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• It seems to be this hot-bed for these ideas and bringing these groups together. You find that the one thing that everybody has in common, whether they're a teenager who has run away from his parents, or a divorcee who lost her husband, is that they all have in common this feeling of searching for a meaning in their lives.

  Brit Marling

  Running, Teenager, Ideas

  Source: collider.com

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• My husband is a director, and I understand what it takes to direct. It's a skill set where you have to be able to talk to actors and understand them, and I don't. It's a very different way of being in the world, and I much prefer writing and producing.

  Melissa Rosenberg

  Writing, Skills, Directors

  "Screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg Talks THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN – PART 1, EARTHSEED and NBC’s AFTERTHOUGHT". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. November 15, 2011.

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• One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food.

  Jill Scott

  Eating, Broke Up, Reason

  "Jill Scott: 'In Botswana I ate wopani worms. They were terrible. They crawl and have legs'". Interview with John Hind, www.theguardian.com. June 19, 2011.

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• I believed that a husband must necessarily be an angel, impossible of corruption or contamination.

  Victoria Woodhull

  Angel, Impossible, Corruption

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• I imagined that the priestly ceremony was perfect sanctification, and that the sin of sins was for either husband or wife to be false to that relation.

  Victoria Woodhull

  Perfect, Wife, Sin

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• I went with my husband and an innocent child to California. I went to a theatrical manager and asked him to allow me to earn money enough on the stage to buy our tickets home. He did.

  Victoria Woodhull

  Children, Home, California

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• One of the charges made against me is that I lived in the same house with my former husband, Dr. Woodhull, and my present husband, Col. Blood. The fact is a fact.

  Victoria Woodhull

  Blood, House, Drs

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• I'm a devoted husband. That must strike you as totally deviant.

  Iain Banks

  Strikes, Deviants, Devoted

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• Lady Lytton rules her husband, but that I suppose is always the case where marriages are what is called 'happy'.

  Benjamin Disraeli

  Marriage, Cases

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• A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, Here's your husband! The man's wife says, Where's his wheelchair?

  Henny Youngman

  Fall, Home, Men

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• Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.

  Phyllis Diller

  Goldfish, Too Much, Drink

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• My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.

  Phyllis Diller

  Mother, Law, Crime

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• Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling.

  Phyllis Diller

  Wife, Remodeling, Needed

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• I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.

  Phyllis Diller

  House, Cures, Mets

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• My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.

  Phyllis Diller

  Eye, Useless, If You Love Me

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• There are battered husbands. Apparently this happens when the woman is real big, the man is very small, and they each drink a quart of whiskey a day.

  George Carlin

  Real, Men, Whiskey

  "Playing With Your Head". Comedy album by George Carlin, 1986.

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• I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.

  Joan Rivers

  Thinking, Bed, Pieces

  "Joan Rivers Quotes About Men" by Emma Overton, www.askmen.com. September 05, 2014.

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• All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.

  Joan Rivers

  People, Giving, Want

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• A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

  Jay Leno

  Sex, Want, Married

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• Teresa Lewis, the only woman on death row in Virginia, says she doesn't deserve the death penalty because she only hired the killers of her husband and stepson, she didn't actually pull the trigger herself. You know, she has a point. I think we should let her be able to hire the person who executes her, and not do yourself in! How's that, doll? Yeah! Get it over with quick, maybe Charlize Theron will sign up to play you.

  Dennis Miller

  Thinking, Virginia, Play

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• Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!

  Red Buttons

  Dinner, Honeymoon, Said

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