Husband Quotes - Page 37

• I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like, "Trust me, you don't want to have to actually interact with these people."

  Aisha Tyler

  Love Is, Thinking, People

  "Aisha Tyler Is a Woman Men Can't Help But Love". Interview with Paul Schrodt, www.esquire.com. May 28, 2014.

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• I hate a messy kitchen and my more casual husband has come to recognize it's more pleasant for him to clean up after himself rather than deal with me hating a messy kitchen.

  Emily Yoffe

  Hate, Kitchen, Clean

  "Inside Job". "Dear Prudence" with Emily Yoffe, www.slate.com. December 2, 2014.

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• How far would you go to protect your family? I'm a father, I'm a son, I'm a grandson, and I'm a husband. If someone were to hurt the women in my life and the law didn't take care of it, what would I do? Pretty awful things.

  Jason Momoa

  Hurt, Father, Son

  Source: collider.com

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• People are already talking about the next presidential election. There's stories all over about who might run. At a recent speech, a prominent Democrat said that Hillary Clinton should not run because she can't win. Immediately after the speech, Hillary told her husband to shut up.

  Conan O'Brien

  Running, Winning, Talking

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• Somehow we've even developed the notion that a woman who seeks to meet her husband's needs is subservient (but a husband who fails to meet his wife's needs is a pig.)

  Laura Schlessinger

  Pigs, Wife, Needs

  Dr. Laura Schlessinger (2009). “Woman Power: Transform Your Man, Your Marriage, Your Life”, p.12, Harper Collins

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• The unhappiness of a wife with a good husband is much more devastating than the unhappiness of a wife with a bad husband.

  D. H. Lawrence

  Wife, Unhappiness, Good Husband

  D. H. Lawrence (2008). “Complete Poems by Lawrence: Easyread Super Large 24pt Edition”, p.187, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants.

  Pamela Anderson

  Children, Implants, Exes

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• Husbands should revolt from time to time. Even the best circus-number becomes boring if the beast is too tame.

  Orson Welles

  Numbers, Circus, Boring

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• Hillary Clinton said she hopes America is ready for a woman in the Oval Office. That was the great thing about her husband Bill: he was always ready for a woman in the Oval Office.

  Jay Leno

  America, Office, Bills

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• My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.

  Gisele Bundchen

  Balls, My Husband

  "'My husband can not f****ing throw the ball AND catch the ball': Gisele Bundchen defends Tom Brady after Super Bowl defeat", www.dailymail.co.uk. February 6, 2012.

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• Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

  Danny Kaye

  Thinking, People, More Money

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• And the first thing we have to do is vote. Hey, no, not just once in a while. Not just when my husband or somebody you like is on the ballot. But in every election at every level, all of the time.

  Michelle Obama

  Hey, Levels, Firsts

  Tuskegee University Commencement Address, delivered 09 May 2015, Tuskegee, Alabama

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• Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

  Joan Rivers

  Night, Doors, Lasts

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• If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

  Rita Rudner

  Sleep, Needs, May

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• My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

  John Fugelsang

  Mom, Mother, Jesus

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• It never really felt like I had a lot of substance in my life. I had broken up with my former husband (Ron Samuels) and I kind of looked around. I didn't have a lot of friends. I had become isolated by fame. I longed for a family and some substantive relationships. Fame is a vapor. You can't grab hold of it.

  Lynda Carter

  Broken, Lots Of Friends, Substance

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It gives me great peace to know that no matter how good or how bad I do, the Lord loves me. That's all that really matters to me. Baseball isn't what everything is about. It's about the way I'm being a Christian husband, a Christian father, or the way I'm living my life and trying to be a Christian testimony to people.

  Andy Pettitte

  Christian, Baseball, Father

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• One of the greatest threats to your husband's position of priority would be if you were to earnestly pursue a career... If you finally reach a pinnacle of success, you would overshadow him and make him feel unimportant.

  Helen Andelin

  Careers, Priorities, Would Be

  Helen Andelin (2013). “Fascinating Womanhood: The Updated Edition of the Classic Bestseller That Shows You How to Strengthen our Marriage and Enrich Your Life”, p.99, Bantam

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• Personal sympathy has helped me on very much. My husband from first to last has watched every picture with delight, and it is my daily habit to run to him with every glass upon which a fresh glory is newly stamped, and to listen to his enthusiastic applause. This habit of running into the dining-room with my wet pictures has stained such an immense quantity of table linen with nitrate of silver, indelible stains, that I should have been banished from any less indulgent household.

  Julia Margaret Cameron

  Running, Glasses, Should Have

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• I preach on specific sins because people are not convicted by sermons on sin in general. It was when our Lord said to the Samaritan woman, 'Go call thy husband...' (John 4:16), that she really faced up to her sinfulness.

  Vance Havner

  People, Sin, Lord

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• Let you look to your own improvement before you go to judge your husband anymore.

  John Proctor

  Judging, Crucible, Looks

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• I try to be the best husband and father I possibly can. And it doesn't mean I get to spend as much time with my family as I'd like, but I do the best I can. Even if you do get to be an astronaut and get to go and do a lot of interesting things, at some point that will come to an end. If in the process you short change your family or compromise your values along the way, when you get through on the other side, it won't really be worth it. At least not to me.

  Rick Husband

  Father, Mean, Interesting

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• The stark truth is that as long as the welfare state makes it possible for young women - or teenage girls - to have children without a husband and survive without a job, out-of-wedlock births will remain ruinously high, and the inner city will continue to be marked by crime, poverty, and despair.

  David Boaz

  Girl, Jobs, Children

  David Boaz (1997). “Libertarianism: A Primer”, p.261, Simon and Schuster

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• A husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness.

  Honore de Balzac

  Found Happiness, Wife, Bedroom

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• The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdain; he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father.

  H. L. Mencken

  Children, Father, Views

  H. L. Mencken (2015). “In Defense of Women: Human Sexuality”, p.42, 谷月社

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