If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking!
I tell you, the paparazzi would not be sitting outside if they realized I was the most boring person in Hollywood.
If you have a surreal life like I do, you've got to have fun along the way.
If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!
I don't tend to do much with my lips. My lips are naturally very pink, so if I add any more colour, it looks like I've been smacked in the mouth!
If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.
I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, 'What's the matter with you?' But I haven't ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don't really worry about it. If it's funny, I don't care.
If I get a script that's set in the jungle it goes to the bottom of the pile because I don't think the playgrounds are going to be very good there! I'm really aware of how lucky I am but I have the kind of job where I can bring my child to work.
If a man cannot be a Christian in the place where he is, he cannot be a Christian anywhere.
No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it.
We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's.
If you're not buying recycled products, you're not really recycling.
We run around so much - with the best intentions: I want to save the rain forest. I've gotta clean up the oceans. I've gotta save the dolphins. All worthy efforts, but if you're not centered and you don't have the serenity in your life you need to accomplish that task, you're not going to do a very good job.
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
I have friends who wear Star Wars costumes and act like the characters all day. I may not be that deep into it, but there's something great about loving what you love and not caring if it's unpopular.
An institute run with such knavish imbecility that if it were not the work of God it would not last a fortnight.
Hapiness can only be found if you can free yourself of all other distractions.
Everybody knows there is no fineness or accuracy of suppression; if you hold down one thing, you hold down the adjoining.
In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California.
When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse.
I like comedies, I like thrillers, I like love stories. Everything is beautiful; it depends if the film is good, who cares? Everything is interesting.
If you have a script that's not great, if you have a great director, you can make a great movie, but if you have a great script with a director who's not good, never are you going to have a good movie.
Most chick-singers say "If you hurt me, I'll die"... I say, if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.
If at any moment of the day I ever think I'm remotely cool at all, which is hardly ever, I have two daughters who make sure that never happens.
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