Im sorry Im not gay or Jewish, so I dont have a special interest group of journalists that support me.
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
And I felt sorry, and I have felt bad about what happened.
More people should apologize, and more people should accept apologies when sincerely made.
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
Except for the young or very happy, I can't say I am sorry for anyone who dies.
We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
An apology might help, but you can change your life without one.
We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us.
An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'
When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.
Play fair. Don't hit people. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
Friends are God's apology for relations.
The typical response from people when I tell them Im diabetic is, Oh, Im sorry to hear that. You know, Im not. Im a better athlete because of diabetes rather than despite it. Im more aware of my training, my fitness and more aware of nutrition. Im more proactive about my health.
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
True friends stab you in the front.
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