You have filled my tea with lumps of sugar, and though I asked most distinctly for bread and butter, you have given me cake. I am known for the gentleness of my disposition, and the extraordinary sweetness of my nature, but I warn you, Miss Cardew, you may go too far.
LADY BRACKNELL Algernon is an extremely, I may almost say an ostentatiously, eligible young man. He has nothing, but he looks everything. What more can one desire?
I'll bet you anything you like that half an hour after they have met, they will be calling each other sister. Women only do that when they have called each other a lot of other things first.
Oh! I don't think I would like to catch a sensible man. I shouldn't know what to talk to him about.
If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-educated.
In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.
I should have remembered that when one is going to lead an entirely new life, one requires regular and wholesome meals.
I really don't see anything romantic in proposing. It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. Why, one may be accepted. One usually is, I believe. Then the excitement is all over. The very essence of romance is uncertainty. If ever I get married, I'll certainly try to forget the fact.
The chin a little higher, dear. Style largely depends on the way the chin is worn. They are worn very high, just at present.
Cecily. This is no time for wearing the shallow mask of manners. When I see a spade I call it a spade. Gwendolen. [Satirically.] I am glad to say that I have never seen a spade. It is obvious that our social spheres have been widely different.
Well, one must be serious about something, if one wants to have any amusement in life.
I can resist everything except temptation.
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
More than half of modern culture depends upon what one shouldn't read.
I am not in favour of this modern mania for turning bad people into good people at a moment's notice.
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
To be born, or at any rate bred, in a hand-bag, whether it had handles or not, seems to me to display a contempt for the ordinary decencies of family life that reminds one of the worst excesses of the French Revolution.
The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public.
You can hardly imagine that I and Lord Bracknell would dream of allowing our only daughter - a girl brought up with the utmost care - to marry into a cloak-room, and form an alliance with a parcel?
My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces false impression
I could deny it if I liked. I could deny anything if I liked.
Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.
Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.
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