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• Every couple years when Mr. [Hugh] Hefner would call, I would very graciously decline, because my mom would kill me, and I thought it was more mysterious keeping my clothes on.

  Cindy Margolis

  Mom, Couple, Clothes

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• The friend who knows a lot more than you do will bring difficulties, and grief, and sickness, as medicine, as happiness, as the essence of the moment when you're beaten when you hear Checkmate, and can finally say, I trust you to kill me.

  Rumi

  Grief, Medicine, Essence

  Rumi (2015). “Selected Poems”, p.227, Penguin UK

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• I wouldn't want someone assuming that some negative song has some truth between me and my wife. There was a song that one of my buddies sent me, and it was an awesome song. It was about this woman who had fallen in love with a man that wasn't her husband, and I love everything about the song except for the fact that I personally cannot sing it. It would kill me if someone thought I was singing it about my wife.

  Aaron Watson

  Song, Husband, Men

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• Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.

  Dick Van Dyke

  I Love Him, Hbo, Laughing

  Interview with Joel Keller, www.avclub.com. June 9, 2011.

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• I know that there are scores of people plotting to kill me, and this is not difficult to understand. After all, did we not seize power by plotting against our predecessors? However, I am far cleverer than they are. I know they are conspiring to kill me long before they actually start planning to do it. This enables me to get them before they have the faintest chance of striking at me.

  Saddam Hussein

  Long, People, Chance

  "Saddam Hussein: a political biography". Book by Efraim Karsh and Inari Rautsi, 2002.

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• If I thought someone was just chatting me up because of being on TV, it'd kill me.

  Kelvin Fletcher

  Tvs, Chatting, Ifs

  Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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• On the other hand, there is a certain advantage in traveling with someone who has a reputation for shooting rather than being shot: as Keram said, in a self-satisfied way, they might kill me, but they would know that, if I was with him, there would be unpleasantness afterwards.

  Freya Stark

  Self, Hands, Would Be

  Freya Stark (1964). “The Journey's Echo: Selections”

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• I remember a point in [writing] the story where I said, "This isn't working, I should go and buy something at the supermarket or my wife will kill me." Then I said, "No, I'll go on."

  Etgar Keret

  Writing, Wife, Stories

  "Etgar Keret: We Can Try to Be Human". Interview with Meakin Armstrong, www.guernicamag.com. August 17, 2015.

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• It was incredible to me that members of one community could kill members of another not for anything personal that they did but simply based on their identity.

  Amartya Sen

  Community, Identity, Incredibles

  Interview with David Barsamian, www.sharedhost.progressive.org. September 29, 2011.

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• I try to be aware of what I'm concerned about, aware of how I feel about myself in the world, aware of how I feel about the issues of the day, but I guess I don't want to write essays in my head about my craft and maybe it's because I teach and talk about craft of other writers as a reader. I feel the moment I start doing that is when it's going to kill me.

  Chang-Rae Lee

  Writing, Issues, Trying

  Source: therumpus.net

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• There are more than a few messages from lonely people wondering why they never find themselves described...I illustrated one, "How come no one ever misses me?" They kill me, those.

  Sophie Blackall

  Lonely, People, Missing

  Source: therumpus.net

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• In the end, the whole Internet thing kills me, because you can use it as a positive thing or you can read into all the negativity. And I think youve gotta put out positive energy, put out cool viral stuff, and then just stay out of peoples opinions.

  Nikki Sixx

  Thinking, Negativity, Positive Energy

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• .. now i begin to feel a longing so great, so sharp, i fear it will never be assuaged. i think it will mount, and mount, and make me mad, or kill me.

  Sarah Waters

  Thinking, Mad, Longing

  Sarah Waters (2002). “Fingersmith”, p.299, Penguin

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• I'm not the guy you kill. I'm the guy you buy! Are you so blind that you don't even see what I am? I sold out Arthur for 80 grand. I'm your easiest problem and you're gonna kill me?

  Michael Clayton

  Guy, Problem, Blind

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• My thinking is, government is really there to do the things that people absolutely can't do for themselves. And that's mostly involved with the things that might kill you. And what might kill me? The environment and terrorism.

  Bill Maher

  Thinking, Government, People

  Interview with Tasha Robinson, tv.avclub.com. September 13, 2006.

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• If any of my competitors were drowning, I'd stick a hose in their mouth and turn on the water. It is ridiculous to call this an industry. This is not. This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and I'm going to kill 'em before they kill me. You're talking about the American way - of survival of the fittest.

  Ray Kroc

  Dog, Talking, Water

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• If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.

  Spike Milligan

  Promise, Alive, Take Me

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• Destruction is a true sign of devotion. As I always tell my girlfriend when she threatens to kill me. 'You should kill me and it would tell me that you love me.

  Billy Corgan

  Girlfriend, Devotion, Destruction

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• Why didn't kill me it never made me stronger at all.

  Ed Sheeran

  Drunk, Stronger, Made

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• Please don't kill me, I'm nice.

  Darren Criss

  Nice, Please

  "'Glee' in Concert: Darren Criss Pulled Offstage During Tour Stop" by Lesley Goldberg, www.hollywoodreporter.com. June 10, 2011.

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• Fame stole my yellow. Yellow is the color you get when you're real and brutally honest. Yellow is with my kids[...]The bundle of bright yellow warming my core, formerly frozen and uninhabitable[...]They got yellow from me, and I felt yellow giving it to them and it was all good[...]So, why am I leaving my show? It took my yellow. I wanted it back. Without it I can't live. The gray kills me.

  Rosie O'Donnell

  Real, Kids, Color

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• You wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me.

  Sophie Marceau

  Missing, Miss Me

  "Fictional character: Elektra King". "The World Is Not Enough", www.imdb.com. 1999.

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• If there's anyone out there that has never said something that they wish they could take back -- if you're out there, please pick up that stone and throw it so hard at my head that it kills me. Please. I want to meet you...I is what I is, and I'm not changing.

  Paula Deen

  Wish, Want, Stones

  "Paula Deen: I would not have fired me". "The Today Show" with Matt Lauer, www.today.com. June 26, 2013.

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• What doesn't kill me just makes me stronger

  Tupac Shakur

  Life, Success, Stronger

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• What really kills me—it really rips me up—is when people think I’m abrasive, inconsiderate or ungrateful because I don’t go outside in a bikini and wave to the paparazzi. Come on!

  Kristen Stewart

  Rip, Thinking, People

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