Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
Killing yourself is a major commitment, it takes a kind of courage. Most people just lead lives of cowardly desperation. It's kinda half suicide where you just dull yourself with substances.
It is not worth the bother of killing yourself, since you always kill yourself too late.
its hard to talk when you want to kill yourself
You can kill time or kill yourself, it comes to the same thing in the end.
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.
I think everyone should go crazy at least once in their life. I don't think you've truly lived until you've thought about killing yourself.
That sounds so weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you. But killing someone is wrong, and I don't think suicide is. It's my life, right? I should be able to end it if I want to. I don't think it's a sin.
If you're going to kill yourself just do me one favor: say it was because of my act. Can you do that? I need the press.
The craziest, most selfish act is to commit suicide. When you kill yourself, you kill others.
If killing yourself is not an option anymore, you have to sink into the darkness instead, and make something out of it.
I come from one of these hideous backgrounds where being sincere is like - ugh, you might as well kill yourself.
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.
I wonder if killing yourself is the only thing you can control in your entire life, and that's why it's a sin. Because you're beating God at his own game.
Don't kill yourself, kill the part of you that you don't like.
If you think all the time every day of your life, you might as well kill yourself today and be happier tomorrow.
If you want to kill yourself, do not use us as your knife.
Avice for a human. 87. Dark matter is needed to hold galaxies together. Your mind is a Galaxy. More dark than light. But the light makes it worthwhile. 88. Which is to say: don't kill yourself. Even when the darkness is total. Always know that life is not still. Time is space. You are moving through that galaxy. Wait for the stars.
There are so may ways to kills yourself, they're just old-fashioned with their permanganate: do you think I'd take permanganate? I wouldn't want to burn my insides out and live to tell the tale as well: idiots! It's simple, I'd drown myself... Why be in misery at the last?
When you oppose the shaykh, it's like the slave who kills himself over a quarrel with his master. 'Hey, why are you killing yourself over a quarrel?' He says, 'So my master will suffer loss.'
Around year seven or eight, you'd kill yourself when you realized Norm had to enter and you had to come up with a new beer joke.
You have to realize there is nothing more you can do to convince someone you love to turn their life around. You simply have to say, "Look. I love you, but I cannot stand by and watch you kill yourself slowly. When you want help I'm here. Until then, goodbye." That may sound cruel, but self-preservation is paramount to helping someone else. If you're a wreck, you're useless to them, anyway. And if they refuse help, despite knowing the likely outcome, they will head down that path anyway.
For the first time [with the Bible] - I know this sounds so corny - but I knew love. I had such an empty love tank. I had all the questions to life that didn't make sense. Two and two didn't add up to four. From my father's death - if you loved me, why did you leave me? Why did you kill yourself? And so when this happened, it took my life in a completely different direction.
Drinking isn't necessarily the same as wanting to die. But you can't drink without thinking you're killing yourself.
If you don't kill yourself right away when something terrible happens ... if you go on living, you become a different person.
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