Ladies And Gentlemen Quotes - Page 5

• Ladies and gentlemen, the economic disaster, the tailspin, the destruction of the greatest economic engine in the history of the world, these policies of Barack Obama's, which have led us to this point, are precisely why I fearlessly said and still say, I hope he fails.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Gentleman, World, Failing

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• Mixed dinner parties of ladies and gentlemenare very rare, which is a great defect in the society; not only as depriving themof the most social and hospitable manner of meeting, but as leading to frequent dinner parties of gentlemen without ladies, which certainly does not conduce to refinement.

  Frances Trollope

  Party, Gentleman, Doe

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• The woman who wrote the movie [Ladies And Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains], her name is Nancy Dowd. She's a wonderful writer. She wrote Coming Home. And when I read the script, at that time, I thought, "This movie is going to do for girls what Breaking Away did for boys." I thought it was going to be huge. It was a great script.

  Brent Spiner

  Girl, Home, Boys

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• The Devil is right at home. The Devil, the Devil himself, is right in the house. And the Devil came here yesterday. Yesterday the Devil came here. Right here. And it smells of sulphur still today. Yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, from this rostrum, the president of the United States, the gentleman to whom I refer as the Devil, came here, talking as if he owned the world. Truly. As the owner of the world.

  Hugo Chavez

  Home, Talking, Smell

  Address to the United Nations General Assembly, delivered 20 September 2006

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• A display of indifference to all the actions and passions of mankind was not supposed to be such a distinguished quality at that time, I think, as I have observed it to be considered since. I have known it very fashionable indeed. I have seen it displayed with such success, that I have encountered some fine ladies and gentlemen who might as well have been born caterpillars.

  Charles Dickens

  Passion, Thinking, Gentleman

  Charles Dickens (1850). “The Personal History of David Copperfield”, p.371

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• First of all, I'm not pretty. I'm not a world class beauty, ladies and gentlemen. I'm just a guy. I was slow going and stuff like that. I was just never that brand of news.

  Halle Berry

  Class, Guy, Gentleman

  "Tom Hanks, Halle Berry Interview Cloud Atlas". "MoviesOnline" Interview, www.moviesonline.ca. October 18, 2017.

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• Most of the ladies and gentlemen who mourn the passing of the nation's leaders wouldn't know a leader if they saw one. If they had the bad luck to come across a leader, they would find out that he might demand something from them, and this impertinence would put an abrupt and indignant end to their wish for his return.

  Lewis H. Lapham

  Leader, Gentleman, Luck

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• When you call us, ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, we do have your phone number. And if you say anything untoward, obscene or anything like that, FOX security then will contact your local authorities, and you will be held accountable.

  Bill O'Reilly

  Phones, Numbers, Accountability

  "Countdown with Keith Olbermann", www.nbcnews.com. March 9, 2006.

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• I am partial to ladies if they are nice. I suppose it is my nature. I am not quite a gentleman but you would hardly notice it.

  Daisy Ashford

  Nice, Gentleman, Ifs

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• If your kitchen table is like mine, you sit there at night before you put the kids to bed and you talk about what you need. You talk about how much you are worried about being able to pay the bills. Ladies and gentlemen, that is not a worry John McCain has to worry about. It's a pretty hard experience. He'll have to figure out which of the seven kitchen tables to sit at.

  Joe Biden

  Kids, Night, Worry

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• Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.

  Robert Anton Wilson

  Perfect, Gentleman, Majority

  "Cosmic Trigger I: The Final Secret of the Illuminati". Book by Robert Anton Wilson, p. 84, 1977.

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• I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please!

  Louis C. K.

  Funny, Kids, Son

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• Come with me, ladies and gentlemen who are in any wise weary of London: come with me: and those that tire at all of the world we know: for we have new worlds here.

  Lord Dunsany

  Wise, Gentleman, World

  Lord Dunsany (2015). “The Book of Wonder”, Simon and Schuster

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• Ladies and gentlemen, these are not assertions. These are facts, corroborated by many sources, some of them sources of the intelligence services of other countries.

  Colin Powell

  Country, Stupid, Intelligence Services

  Address to the United Nations Security Council, delivered 5 February 2003

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• Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman, I just - he was a worthless shred of human debris.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Gentleman, Cobain, Debris

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• Today we are engaged in a final, all-out battle between communistic atheism and Christianity. The modern champions of communism have selected this as the time, and ladies and gentlemen, the chips are down - they are truly down.

  Joseph McCarthy

  Champion, Gentleman, Atheism

  Speech in Wheeling, West Virginia, February 9, 1950.

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• Ah, ladies and gentlemen, a man lives a sad life when he cannot take anything or anyone seriously.

  Milan Kundera

  Men, Sad Life, Gentleman

  Milan Kundera (1974). “Laughable Loves”

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• We talk often about choice. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to choose.

  Sandra Fluke

  Badass, Choices, Gentleman

  Sandra Fluke's Speech at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina, www.politico.com. September 5, 2012.

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• When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books, and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies, and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed, has come true a hundred times... I learned very early in life that "Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain't got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend - without a song." So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.

  Elvis Presley

  Inspirational, Movie, Dream

  Elvis Presley's acceptance speech for the 1970 Ten Outstanding Young Men of the Nation Award (January 16, 1971); later quoted in Jerry Osborne "Elvis - Word for Word: What He Said, Exactly As He Said It (p. 188), August 1999.

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• A lot of people are curious why I'm a lesbian - ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Entourage.

  Jane Lynch

  Gay, People, Gentleman

  "Jane Lynch Lesbian Joke About Entourage 'Not Fair,' Says Kevin Dillon". Jane Lynch's speech as host at the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards, www.eonline.com. September 18, 2011.

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• Ladies and Gentlemen, if you have a friend who says he does not believe in conspiracy, look him straight in the eye and tell them that they are ignorant. 'I love you brother, I love you sister, but you are stupid.

  Texe W Marrs

  Brother, Stupid, Love You

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• Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!

  John Cena

  Kings, Stupid, Wwe

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• I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

  Joey Comeau

  Judging, Gentleman, Want

  "A Softer World". Webcomic by Joey Comeau,

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• I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

  David Letterman

  Running, Gentleman, Comedy

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• Unusual commencement advice: Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen
  would be it.

  Mary Schmich

  Class, Advice, Gentleman

  Chicago Tribune, 1 June 1997. This column became widely misattributed as a commencement address by Kurt Vonnegut to the MIT Class of 1997

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