Ladies And Gentlemen Quotes

• I would just like to say something, ladies and gentlemen. Something that I think is very important. It is that, you, we - we own this country. We - we own it. It is not you owning it, and not politicians owning it. Politicians are employees of ours.

  Clint Eastwood

  Country, Thinking, Gentleman

  Speech at the Republican National Convention, www.foxnews.com. August 30, 2012.

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• Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

  Diane Arbus

  Ice, Gentleman, Pants

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• The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Gentleman, Majority, Doe

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• Good evening, ladies and gentleman. My name is Orson Welles. I am an actor. I am a writer. I am a producer. I am a director. I am a magician. I appear onstage and on the radio. Why are there so many of me and so few of you?

  Orson Welles

  Names, Gentleman, Directors

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• A true gentleman never leaves his lady.

  Alessandro Del Piero

  Women, Leaving, Gentleman

  "Goodbye Mr Juventus" by Luca Cetta, www.football-italia.net. May 23, 2012.

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• Ladies and gentlemen, god bless America - land of the free, home of the brave.

  Dave Grohl

  Home, Land, America

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• It is perfectly right for a gentleman to say "ladies and gentlemen," but a lady should say, "gentlemen and ladies." You mention your friend's name before you do your own. I always feel like rebuking any woman who says, "ladies and gentlemen." It is a lack of good manners.

  Susan B. Anthony

  Names, Gentleman, Good Man

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• No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Truth, Real

  Mark Twain, John S. Tuckey (1972). “Mark Twain's Fables of Man”, p.339, Univ of California Press

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• Ladies and Gentlemen...we are floating in Space!

  Jostein Gaarder

  Space, Gentleman, Floating

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• Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!

  George M. Cohan

  Movie, Thank You, Mother

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• It's hard to do it because you gotta look people in the eye and tell 'em they're irresponsible and lazy. And who's gonna wanna do that? Because that's what poverty is, ladies and gentlemen. In this country, you can succeed if you get educated and work hard. Period. Period.

  Bill O'Reilly

  Country, Hard Work, Eye

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• I would like to say, ladies and gentlemen, that you shouldn't be afraid of who you are. That's the first key idea. You shouldn't be afraid of who you are. You should NOT be afraid of who you are. It's very important for you to realize that.

  Chogyam Trungpa

  Keys, Ideas, Gentleman

  Chogyam Trungpa (2010). “The Collected Works of Chogyam Trungpa: Volume Eight: Great Eastern Sun; Shambhala; Selected Writings”, p.373, Shambhala Publications

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• Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.

  David Letterman

  Health, Clothes, Gentleman

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• Ladies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets.

  Mason Cooley

  Children, Class, Gentleman

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• Many people have traveled all their lives and yet do not know how to behave themselves when on the road... Ladies and gentlemen should guard against traveling by rail while in a beastly state of intoxication... the morning is a good time to find out how many people have succeeded in getting on the passenger train, who ought to be in the stock car.

  Edgar Wilson Nye

  Travel, Morning, People

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• Ladies and gentlemen, if some of the leading artists in a civilization see a man urinating in another man's mouth and see composition and lighting and do not see their civilization being pissed upon, we are in trouble.

  Dennis Prager

  Christian, Religious, Artist

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• Unusual commencement advice: Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen
  would be it.

  Mary Schmich

  Class, Advice, Gentleman

  Chicago Tribune, 1 June 1997. This column became widely misattributed as a commencement address by Kurt Vonnegut to the MIT Class of 1997

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• Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!

  John Cena

  Kings, Stupid, Wwe

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• When you see all that rhetorical smoke billowing up from the Democrats, well ladies and gentleman, I'd follow the example of their nominee; don't inhale.

  Ronald Reagan

  Gentleman, Example, Democrat

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• I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

  Joey Comeau

  Judging, Gentleman, Want

  "A Softer World". Webcomic by Joey Comeau,

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• Ladies and Gentlemen, if you have a friend who says he does not believe in conspiracy, look him straight in the eye and tell them that they are ignorant. 'I love you brother, I love you sister, but you are stupid.

  Texe W Marrs

  Brother, Stupid, Love You

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• I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

  David Letterman

  Running, Gentleman, Comedy

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• Smile, but not for long, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Patriarchy.

  Nelly Kaplan

  Long, Gentleman, Patriarchy

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• America was born a Christian nation. America was born to exemplify that devotion to the elements of righteousness, which are derived from Holy Scripture. Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very simple thing to ask of you. I ask of every man and woman in this audience that, from this night on, they will realize that part of the destiny of America lies in their daily perusal of this great Book of revelations. (The Bible) That if they would see America free and pure they will make their own spirits free and pure by the baptism of Holy Scripture.

  Woodrow Wilson

  Christian, Lying, Book

  Woodrow Wilson, Ray Stannard Baker, Howard Seavoy Leach (1925). “The Public Papers of Woodrow Wilson: College and state; educational literary and political papers (1875-1913)”

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• A lot of people are curious why I'm a lesbian - ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Entourage.

  Jane Lynch

  Gay, People, Gentleman

  "Jane Lynch Lesbian Joke About Entourage 'Not Fair,' Says Kevin Dillon". Jane Lynch's speech as host at the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards, www.eonline.com. September 18, 2011.

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