The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog.
No, my dog used to gaze at me, paying me the attention I need, the attention required to make a vain person like me understand that, being a dog, he was wasting time, but, with those eyes so much purer than mine, he’d keep on gazing at me with a look that reserved for me alone all his sweet and shaggy life, always near me, never troubling me, and asking nothing.
I can't wait to ride my electric scooter, walk my dog, watch TV, be bored … and I'm gonna put [my Oscar] in my hand and kiss it every night before I go to sleep.
Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine?
In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.
Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.
Two thousand miles, Rachel,” he said tightly, and I guessed that no, it didn’t violate the rules of whatever he was doing out here, because he sure wasn’t out here keeping the coven from attacking me. “I have eaten nothing but slop for two days and used facilities I wouldn’t let my dogs urinate in. And what about that couple in the RV outside Texas? I’ll never get that memory out of my head.” - Trent to Rachel
Fatty, a bearded collie-terrier mix, is the kindest, cuddliest dog. And Oliver, a white golden retriever, even looks like me! My dogs have taught me to be more loving, more nurturing, and happier.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
I am accustomed to hearing malicious falsehoods about myself . . . But I think I have a right to resent, to object to libelous statements about my dog.
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
Children are for people who can't have dogs.
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous.
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.
I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.
I guess I would be most grateful for my family and my friends and my dogs, my boyfriend. I'm grateful for a lot. I'm grateful to be healthy.
I have no reason to influence people. I just want to have it all for myself. I just want someone to pat me on the back. (laugh) It's crazy. It seems just completely ridiculous. I don't know why. I mean, three years ago, I wouldn't be able to influence my dog to walk.
My maternal desires are fully satisfied with my dogs.
I like to wake up late, around 11 A.M., especially if I have been out the night before. Then I go to brunch with either my friends or my girlfriend. I then like to just chill out: read the papers, read some scripts and then take it very easy. If it's sunny, I go for a walk with my dog, Niles, in the countryside.
I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs.
I had written a lot about my dog dying before. I wrote a newspaper column about it and it turned out to be the most popular column I'd ever written. That and the lame Joni Mitchell column I did. But the dog column, my god! People love dogs. Anybody who writes regularly should know, when in doubt: dogs! If you're a columnist, when in doubt, write a column about the culture of narcissism - like a scolding column about the culture of narcissism - or write something about dogs. That's the homerun in my take.
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