Poodles Quotes

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Rita Rudner

Dog, Witty, Religious

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Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

George Jean Nathan

Funny, Dog, Love Is

George Jean Nathan (1952). “The world of George Jean Nathan”

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It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

Brad Garrett

Caffeine, Left

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They're not dogs [poodles], they're art.

Rachael Leigh Cook

Dog, Art, Poodle Dogs

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When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

Dr. Seuss

Fighting, Battle, Puddles

Song: Fox In Socks

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...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.

Charles Kuralt

Dog, Pomeranians, Speak

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No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

Louis Sabin

Dog, Silly, Owning A Pet

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It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

Charles A. Murray

Dog, Rain, Cat

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Roger Caras

Life, Dog, Sorry

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Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.

Gene Hill

Dog, Nature, Silly

Gene Hill (2013). “A Hunter's Fireside Book: Tales of Dogs, Ducks, Birds, & Guns”, p.62, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.

Louis Sabin

Dog, Home, Animal

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There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.

Pablo Picasso

Dog, Poodle Dogs

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A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.

Charles Doran

Dog, Men, Soul

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Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow.

Douglas Adams

Jumping, Snow, Advice

Douglas Adams (2005). “The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time”, p.40, Del Rey

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Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Ann Landers

Dog, Witty, Cat

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I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.

Jennifer Lawrence

Funny, Smart, Skills

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Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

Corey Ford

Funny, Dog, Witty

Corey Ford (1952). “Every Dog Should Have a Man: The Care and Feeding of Dog's Best Friend”

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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

Agnes Repplier

Dog, Heart, Animal

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Josh Billings

Love, Friendship, Dog

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To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.

Milan Kundera

Letting Go, Dog, Stress

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

Margo Kaufman

Funny, Dog, Pugs

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

Dave Barry

Dog, Animal, Car

Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Talks Back”, p.118, Crown Archetype

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I don't like politics, hypocrites, folks with poodles.

Alan Jackson

Hypocrite, Politics, Folks

Song: Meat And Potato Man, Album: When Somebody Loves You, 2000

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I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in my office. He made a great production of it. First, he growled at the doughnut, just to show it who was boss. Then he nudged it with his nose. Then he licked it, until finally he snagged it into his mouth and chomped it with great pleasure, dropping crumbs all over the carpet.

Ilona Andrews

Yellow, Office, Boss

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.89, Penguin

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I liked wearing the '50s wardrobe. It was hard in the beginning. The first shows I wore regular young girl dresses. Then a little later I got to wear the poodle skirts and such.

Erin Moran

Girl, Dresses, Littles

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