I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
They're not dogs [poodles], they're art.
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.
...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.
There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.
A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
I don't like politics, hypocrites, folks with poodles.
I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in my office. He made a great production of it. First, he growled at the doughnut, just to show it who was boss. Then he nudged it with his nose. Then he licked it, until finally he snagged it into his mouth and chomped it with great pleasure, dropping crumbs all over the carpet.
I liked wearing the '50s wardrobe. It was hard in the beginning. The first shows I wore regular young girl dresses. Then a little later I got to wear the poodle skirts and such.
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