If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people.
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Be wary of passing the judgment: obscure. To find something obscure poses no difficult, elephants and poodles find many things obscure.
Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills.
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
Because I am about to be devoured by poodles," I quip. "Remember me always, my love.
Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy." I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked deadly serious. "I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it." "Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle." The poodle growled. "I said hello to the poodle.
I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon... except as a comic relief. Ghost Whisperer Junior. Or Ghost Screamer, more like it. Tune in, every week, as Chloe Saunders runs screaming from yet another ghost looking for her help." Okay, superpower might be pushing it.
I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
[Italian men] are like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud.
In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
Jessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack.
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
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