Carts Quotes

• The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Leadership, Noise, Wheels

  Benjamin Franklin (2008). “The Way to Wealth and Poor Richard's Almanac”, p.38, Nayika Publishing

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• Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.

  Richard Turner

  Block, Phones, Talking

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• Wives are good on paper, at least. until they turn into harpies with sharp claws and open check books. Then they're kind of frightening. And they put on all kinds of makeup and parade around the street with their shopping cart yelling "Sale on aisle seven!" at anyone who will listen. Their wooden clog sandals make a helluva racket on linoleum tile. Their plastic jewelry clatters like the bones of little children.

  Rob Campbell

  Children, Book, Makeup

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• He who have the fastest cart never have to play a bad lie.

  Mickey Mantle

  Lying, Play

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• The cart before the horse is neither beautiful nor useful.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Beautiful, Patience, Wisdom

  Henry David Thoreau (1882). “Walden”, p.63

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• The ox suffers, the cart complains.

  Victor Hugo

  Suffering, Complaining

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• CART is one of the safest racing series in the world.

  Michael Andretti

  Racing, World, Series

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• If CART continues on, it's just going to drag all of open-wheel racing down.

  Michael Andretti

  Racing, Wheels, Drag

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• A careful inspection showed them that, even if they succeeded in righting it by themselves, the cart would travel no longer. The axles were in a hopeless state, and the missing wheel was shattered into pieces.

  Kenneth Grahame

  Travel, Missing, Pieces

  Kenneth Grahame (1908). “The Wind in the Willows”, p.42

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• I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.

  Buddy Hackett

  Fall, Good Day, Golf

  Buddy Hackett (1968). “The Truth about Golf: And Other Lies”

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• The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.

  David Letterman

  Dog, Confused, Spring

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• He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

  Mickey Mantle

  Lying, Golf, Golf Carts

  Attributed to Mickey Mantle in "Breakthrough Power for Golfers: A Daily Guide to an Extraordinary Life" by David Young (p. 189), 2011.

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• Don't put the cart before the horse.

  John Heywood

  Patience, Horse

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• I think with new president Chris Pook of CART, he is very active and strong.

  Emerson Fittipaldi

  Strong, Thinking, President

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• I very rarely saw Tom Kite around. I've talked to Tom about it. I don't think Michael Jordan needed to be on the captain's cart with Kite; he needed to be walking in the gallery, supporting them from outside the ropes.

  Payne Stewart

  Sports, Thinking, Rope

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• Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway.

  Frank A. Clark

  Apples, Upset, Why Not

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• The original item looked like a little hand cart with the figure of a man mounted on a platform between the wheels. The man's outstretched arm always pointed south.

  Kit Williams

  Men, Hands, Wheels

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• I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, People

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• I've sold my records outta shopping carts on the street.

  GG Allin

  Shopping, Records, Streets

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• The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.

  Jon Stewart

  Golf, Men, Guy

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• I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait.

  Cameron Diaz

  Birthday, Beach, Golf

  "Cameron Diaz Goes to Drama for In Her Shoes". MovieWeb Interview, movieweb.com. October 4, 2005.

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• Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart.

  Robert Redford

  Golf, Perfect, Clubs

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• I used to think that elder love, if it even existed, was confined to rocking chairs or golf carts, that it had to be a dull business because of the physical limitations of age.

  Nora Johnson

  Golf, Thinking, Age

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• I saw the Count lying within the box upon the earth, some of which the rude falling from the cart had scattered over him. He was deathly pale, just like a waxen image, and the red eyes glared with the horrible vindictive look which I knew so well.

  Bram Stoker

  Lying, Fall, Eye

  Bram Stoker (2007). “Dracula”, p.597, Book Jungle

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• You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

  Dennis Miller

  Funny, Humor, Use

  Dennis Miller (2011). “Ranting Again”, p.83, Main Street Books

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