Note To Self Quotes

• Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.

  Norm MacDonald

  Beer, Self, Matter

  "My Year Of Flops Norm MacDonald's Film Career Died For Your Sins Case File #133: Dirty Work" by Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. March 18, 2009.

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• Note to self: Never ride a motorcycle in stilettos and a miniskirt.

  Maggie Grace

  Self, Motorcycle, Stilettos

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• Note to Self - Thoughts design my energy! My thoughts WILL design the energy
  that moves me!

  Alan Rufus

  Moving, Self, Design

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• Note to self on waking. Lay off the beer on an empty stomach. This dream is even more screwed up than the time I had a donkey and a corkscrew. (Aiden) Donkey and a corkscrew? (Leta) I don’t know you well enough to fill you in on those details. (Aiden)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Dream, Beer, Self

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2007). “Upon The Midnight Clear”, p.76, Macmillan

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• Note to self: It’s a good idea to ask, “What am I not doing?

  Ben Horowitz

  Self, Ideas, Notes

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• Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate every three and a half minutes.

  Jordan Sonnenblick

  Self, Tea, Mind

  Jordan Sonnenblick (2010). “Zen and the Art of Faking It”, p.43, Scholastic Inc.

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• Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.

  Danica McKellar

  Inspirational, Hair, Self

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• Oh.' I shot upright. 'I was in Mongolia.' Note to self: learn to be a less extreme liar.

  Ally Carter

  Liars, Self, Notes

  Ally Carter (2010). “Gallagher Girls: I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have To Kill You”, p.88, Hachette UK

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• Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.

  Norm MacDonald

  Sex, Blow, Self

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• Note to self: If you can't hear God when you pray, shut up.

  Mark Hart

  Self, Praying, Shut Up

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• Note to self: being Kurt's son, being an ex-mental patient, getting into Harvard, having written a book, and being a doctor are all things that in and of themselves do not make a life. If you lean on them too hard, you'll find that there's not much there. But if you add up a lot of things that aren't in and of themselves enough, it almost starts to add up to something.

  Mark Vonnegut

  Book, Son, Doctors

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• Note to self: Don't get on Veritas's bad side. She holds a grudge for centuries.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Self, Sides, Grudge

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• During that Grammy moment, when I nearly collapsed, I was thinking, Are you kidding me? I've always been really good with my heels. Even pregnant, I could perform in heels. Note to self: Never wear a train onstage.

  Christina Aguilera

  Thinking, Self, Moments

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• Note to self: Pasty-skinned programmers ought not stand in the Mojave desert for multiple hours.

  John Carmack

  Self, Mojave, Desert

  John Carmack's plan of Quake 3 Arena Project, www.bluesnews.com. May 15, 2000.

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• The only clothes Amanda has are the ones on her back. (Kyrian) From what I saw, she had no clothes whatsoever on her back. Her front neither. (Nick) One day, Gaitor bait... (Kyrian) Note to self- be nice to woman, keep mouth shut. (Nick)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Nice, Self, Clothes

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• Note to self: Rachel Morgan is a totally awesome liar.

  Ally Carter

  Liars, Self, Notes

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• I gave him a smile. I was aiming for sweet, but he turned a shade paler and scooted a bit farther from me. Note to self: work more on sweet and less on psycho-killer.

  Ilona Andrews

  Sweet, Self, Shade

  Ilona Andrews (2009). “Magic Strikes”, p.96, Penguin

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• Boys! Are they always this impossible? Do they always say cryptic, indecipherable things? (Note to self: work with Liz to adapt her boy-to-English translator into a more mobile form—like maybe a watch or necklace.)

  Ally Carter

  Boys, Self, Watches

  Ally Carter (2008). “Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy (B&N Custom Pub)”, Hyperion

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• Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

  Jill Shalvis

  Self, Giving, Becoming

  Jill Shalvis (2015). “Get A Clue”, p.24, Kensington

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• Don’t mind me,” I said. “I’m just the person who tried to rob the place last July.” “No, you diddn’t,” Abby said, appearing on the roof. She was wearing a trim suit and tall black boots. Her hair was pulled into a sleek ponytail at the nape of her neck, and either i was imagining things or Townsend wasn’t quite as good a spy as I thought, because I could have sworn I saw him drool a little. Note to self: your aunt is a hottie.

  Ally Carter

  Aunt, Hair, July

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