President Bush Quotes - Page 9

• President Bush announced that the war in Iraq has been won. It's all over, it's been won. I believe this would be Bush's first uncontested victory.

  David Letterman

  War, Believe, Iraq

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• It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd.

  David Letterman

  June, President, Looks

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• Is it me or is President Bush's life starting to sound like a country song. He's from Texas, his dog just died, and it looks like he might lose his job. Next thing, his truck is going to break down.

  Jay Leno

  Country, Dog, Song

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• A Newsweek poll said if the election were held today, John Kerry would beat Bush 49 percent to 46 percent. And today, President Bush called Newsweek magazine a threat to world peace.

  Jay Leno

  President, Magazines, World

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• President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - “Safer, Stronger, and Tested.” Isn't that a condom ad?

  Jay Leno

  Yesterday, President, Stronger

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• You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'

  Craig Kilborn

  Water, President, Mars

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• I was invited by President Bush to come to the United States on the occasion of the 50th anniversary of the mutual defense treaty.

  Gloria Macapagal Arroyo

  President, Defense, United States

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• American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade Iraq, the whole place is oil and cash. It's like Republican Disneyland.

  Jay Leno

  Oil, Iraq, President

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• Some good news. Finally, President Bush is going to do something about global warming. He became alarmed when another chunk of ice fell off his mother.

  David Letterman

  Mother, Ice, President

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• President Obama is going to take two weeks to unwind, as opposed to President Bush, who never wound.

  David Letterman

  Two, President, Week

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• The White House says that the vacation in Texas will give President Bush the chance to unwind. My question is, when does the guy wind?

  David Letterman

  Vacation, Texas, Wind

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• President Bush is often out there talking about the importance of staying the course, and about the sacrifice, but he has not attended a funeral of a soldier who has fallen in Iraq.

  Dana Milbank

  Sacrifice, Talking, Iraq

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• President Bush says he now wants to simplify the tax code. Only those in the blue states will pay.

  David Letterman

  Blue, President, Want

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• From almost the first day they got into office, they (President Bush and Vice President Cheney) were trying to figure out how to get rid of Saddam Hussein. I'm not a psychiatrist - I don't know all of the reasons behind their concern, some might say their obsession.

  Hillary Clinton

  Office, Trying, President

  "Counterprogramming: Clinton in New Hampshire" by Patrick Healy, thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com. February 10, 2007.

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• After 9-11, the President had a historic opportunity to unite Americans and the world in common cause. Instead, by exploiting the politics of fear, instigating an optional war in Iraq before finishing a necessary war in Afghanistan and instituting policies on torture, detainees and domestic surveillance that fly in the face of our values and interests, President Bush divided Americans from each other and from the world.

  Joe Biden

  War, Opportunity, Iraq

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• Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK.

  Jon Stewart

  Thinking, President, Looks

  "Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: America's Anchors". Interview with Maureen Dowd, www.rollingstone.com. November 16, 2006.

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• President Bush almost killed me.

  Rosie O'Donnell

  President

  "Burned Up and Burned Out by Politics" by Rosie O'Donnell, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 4, 2008.

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• [President Bush should] quit hiding behind the Secret Service, come out and face the nation and explain his failure to protect the country.

  Peter Jennings

  Country, Secret, President

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• As part of Social Security reform, I believe that private savings accounts are a part of it - along the lines that President Bush proposed.

  John McCain

  Believe, President, Lines

  "John McCain Thinks Social Security Is A 'Disgrace'" by Nick Baumann, www.motherjones.com. July 8, 2008.

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• Let me say that no one has supported President Bush on Iraq more than I have.

  John McCain

  Iraq, President, Let Me

  Interview on Mike Gallagher's conservative radio talk show, abcnews.go.com. April 2, 2008.

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• About President Bush's stand against condoms, condoms will not protect you from AIDS . So to just throw a bunch of condoms over to Africa and say, here, we're helping you with AIDS, is just going to further the spread of AIDS over there.

  Christine O'Donnell

  President, Helping, Condom

  "O'Donnell: Condoms Are An 'Anti-Human' 'Insult' That Reduce People 'To The Level Of A Dog'". politicalcorrection.org. September 16, 2010.

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• I don't reject the concept of preemptive war. I'm a mother of five. I have five grandchildren. And I always say: Think of a lioness. Think of a mother bear. You come anywhere near our cubs, you're dead. And so, in terms of any threat to our country, people have to know we'll be there to preemptively strike. But what the president [Bush] did was, on the basis of no real intelligence for an imminent threat to our country, chose to go into a war for reasons that are still unknown to us.

  Nancy Pelosi

  Mother, Country, Real

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• In the electoral campaign, President Bush named as the most important person in his life Jesus . Now he has a unique chance to prove that he meant it seriously: for him, as for all Americans today, "Love thy neighbor!" means "Love the Muslims!" OR IT MEANS NOTHING AT ALL.

  Slavoj Žižek

  Jesus, Mean, Unique

  "Reflections on WTC: Third Version" by Slavoj Žižek, October 7, 2001.

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• President Bush is a liar. He betrayed Nevada and he betrayed the country... All Americans should be concerned, not just because he lied to me or the people of Nevada and indeed all Americans, but because the President's decision threatens Americans' lives.

  Harry Reid

  Country, Liars, People

  "Political rift could hurt state’s Yucca fight" by Erin Neff, lasvegassun.com. March 5, 2002.

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• I'd just like to say "thank you" to President Bush and to the men and women of the US military, who by the New York Times' own admission took out a terror-sponsoring regime in Iraq that could have constructed a nuclear weapon within months, as soon as sanctions were lifted enough for them to obtain sufficient fissile material.

  Charles Foster Johnson

  New York, Military, Men

  Little Green Footballs weblog, November 03, 2006.

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