Puppy Quotes - Page 5

• You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?

  Chuck Palahniuk

  House, Wonder, Adam

  Chuck Palahniuk (2011). “Lullaby”, p.143, Random House

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• If I'm going to be 'too' anything, 'too cute' is fine. I love puppies. So what? Who hates puppies?

  Zooey Deschanel

  Cute, Hate, Fine

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• Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business.

  Shelley Morrison

  Children, Animal, Pet

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• Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Happiness, Thumbs, Blanket

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• Sometimes you’re just the sweetest thing. Like Christmas, summer vacation, and a brand-new puppy rolled into one.

  Haruki Murakami

  Summer, Vacation, Sometimes

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• An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language.

  Martin Buber

  Dog, Eye, Animal

  Martin Buber (2004). “I and Thou”, p.73, A&C Black

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• There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully.

  Spencer Pratt

  Work Out, Way, Fame

  "Spencer Pratt Says he's become too fame-whoreish for his wife" by Rebecca Brown, www.mtv.com. June 19, 2010.

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• I got my hush puppies on. I guess I never was made meant for glitter rock and roll.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Rocks, Rock And Roll, Glitter

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• If a picture wasn't going very well I'd put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of the full bred puppies. And then I'd put a bandage on its foot... I liked it when I did it, but now I'm sick of it.

  Norman Rockwell

  Dog, Feet, Sick

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• We have fried catfish, country fried steak and cinnamon-roasted pork. We have collard greens, black-eyed peas, hush puppies, biscuits, sweet potato pie and lots of gravy. Most players love it, but we also have a baked catfish for players who are still looking to stay on the approved diet.

  Mark Farner

  Country, Sweet, Player

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• When I think of happiness or joy in this life, I begin with some experiences that are simple and basic. I see the expression on the face of a one-year-old taking those first steps. I think of a child loving a puppy or a kitten. If the more mature have not dulled their physical or spiritual sensitivities by excess or disuse, they can also experience joy in what is simple and basic.

  Dallin H. Oaks

  Spiritual, Children, Simple

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• When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons. It’s the human equivalent of a puppy dog’s face: an evolutionary tool designed to enhance survival, reproductive value and status. In short, liberalism is based on one central desire: to look cool in front of others in order to get love. Preaching tolerance makes you look cooler, than saying something like, 'please lower my taxes.'

  Greg Gutfeld

  Dog, Selfish, Order

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• Puppies and kids naturally go together, but it's up to the adults to teach them how to do it the right way.

  Cesar Millan

  Kids, Together, Adults

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• Dissent is morally neutral. You can correctly call yourself a dissident because you like to kick puppies, but at the end of the day, you're just a jerk who likes to kick puppies.

  Jonah Goldberg

  The End Of The Day, Likes, Jerk

  "Cynthia McKinney’s Last Stand" by Jonah Goldberg, October 29, 2001.

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• A dog does not live as long as a man and this natural law is the fount of many tears. If boy and puppy might grow to manhood and doghood together, and together grow old, and so in due course die, full many a heartache might be avoided. But the world is not so ordered, and dogs will die and men will weep for them so long as there are dogs and men.

  Ben Ames Williams

  Dog, Boys, Men

  Ben Ames Williams (1923). “Thrifty Stock: And Other Stories”

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• It couldn't be an all-bad world, could it, not with birds who warble and call? Maybe that was the secret - to find the few things that made life just a fraction better, and to focus on those. Bird warbles. Peach fuzz. Puppies barking as if they're full grown dogs. Nothing great, certainly nothing to justify the rest of it, but enough to keep you going.

  Shalom Auslander

  Dog, Focus, Bird

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• Sentimentality and nostalgia are closely related. Kissing cousins. I have no time for nostalgia, though. Nostalgics believe the past is nicer than the present. It isn't. Or wasn't. Nostalgics want to cuddle the past like a puppy. But the past has bloody teeth and bad breath. I look into its mouth like a sorrowing dentist.

  Mal Peet

  Cousin, Believe, Kissing

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• I have to wear two sports bras when I do my cardio. It takes a lot to hold these puppies up!

  Fergie

  Sports, Two, Bras

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• While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

  Frank Zappa

  Children, Sleep, Animal

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• Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

  Kevin Nealon

  Animal, Support, Parent

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• Leslie had learned two valuable things about the fae that day. They were powerful and charming -- and they ate children and puppies.

  Patricia Briggs

  Children, Powerful, Two

  Patricia Briggs (2012). “Fair Game”, p.12, Penguin

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• But also, it's a wonderful thing for children to see the birthing of puppies, to see nature at its best when it works and to have the experience of the puppies.

  Erika Slezak

  Children, Wonderful, Birthing

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• Happiness is warm puppy. In other words, happiness is the things around you. Just to see that puppy is to be happy. You don't have to do anything; you don't have to add anything.

  Frederick Lenz

  Happiness, Buddhism, Add

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• We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough.

  Christine Taylor

  Dog, Baby, Two

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Right now, I don't have the same urges as other women when they see a baby. When I see children, I see responsibilities, which I don't think I'm quite ready for. I feel the same about puppies. They're cute for a second, but there's a lot of responsibility involved.

  Gabrielle Union

  Cute, Baby, Children

  "Union Prolongs Parenting To Put Off Adulthood". www.contactmusic.net. July 01, 2008.

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