I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my dad, Danny Thomas, and George Burns and Bob Hope and Milton Berle and Sid Caesar and all those guys were at our house all the time and telling jokes and making each other laugh.
I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.
We who are liberal and progressive know that the poor are our equals in every sense except that of being equal to us.
I've always had a bawdy sense of humor. My father was a traveling salesman and he would bring jokes home. He would say, "Honey, you can take this one to school, but you can't take that one to school."
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Common Sense is that which judges the things given to it by other senses.
All sorts of articles and letters appear in the papers about women. Profound questions are raised concerning them. Should they smoke? Should they work? Vote? Marry? Exist? Are not their skirts too short, or their sleeves? Have they a sense of humor, of honor, of direction? Are spinsters superfluous? But how seldom similar inquiries are propounded about men.
What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
A sense of humor is regarded as a sign of mental health - apart from excessive punning, which is another matter entirely.
Friends don't have to have a lot of things in common. But there's one thing friends usually do have in common - a sense of humor. That doesn't mean they find all the same things funny. Sometimes, they might even laugh at each other. But at the end of the day, friends can always laugh with each other.
There," Zoë suggested."By the Embarcadero Building." "Good thinking," Chuck said. "Me and Hank can blend in with the pigeons." We all looked at him. "Kidding," he said. "Sheesh, can't a statues have a sense of humor?
I'm more than ever of the opinion that a decent human existence is possible today only on the fringes of society, where one then runs the risk of starving or being stoned to death. In these circumstances, a sense of humor is a great help.
A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
If a girl doesn't have a sense of humor, then what would you have to talk about?
There is only one way of surviving all the early heartbreaks in this business. You must have a sense of humor. And I think it also helps if you are a dreamer. I had my dreams all right. And that is something no one can ever take away. They cost nothing, and they can be as real as you like to make them. You own your dreams and they are priceless. I've been a lavatory attendant, a theatre usher, a panhandler, all for real. Now, as an actor, I can be a journalist today and a brain surgeon tomorrow. That's the stuff my dreams are made of.
When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?
I have a sense of humor; but over the years that sense has developed one blind spot. I can no longer laugh at ignorance or stupidity. Those are our chief enemies, and it is dangerous to make fun of them.
As a blogger, Chez Pazienza is filled with outrage, passion and insight -- delivered with a distinctive point of view, a wicked sense of humor, and a two-fisted style of prose. In Dead Star Twilight, he turns all these on himself -- and produces a fierce, funny, disturbing, but ultimately uplifting memoir. This is the book A Million Little Pieces dreamed of being.
When I give a speech at a corporate event, I often ask those in attendance, 'Do you know how to tell if you're doing the job?' As heads start whispering back and forth, I provide these clue: 'If you're up at 3 A.M. every night talking into a tape recorder and writing notes on scraps of paper, have a knot in your stomach and a rash on your skin, are losing sleep and losing touch with your wife and kids, have no appetite or sense of humor, and feel that everything might turn out wrong, then you're probably doing the job.'
I think everybody you know, we all have a sense of humor and I'm not one to take myself too seriously.
When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."
God displayed a sense of humor when he configured the region between our legs an entertainment complex built around a sewage system.
I had no way to have a sense of humor about The Exorcist. I didn't know how. And this enabled me.
And with a little sense of humor we can say that there are Christian bats who prefer the shadows to the light of the presence of the Lord.
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