Time management is an oxymoron. Time is beyond our control, and the clock keeps ticking regardless of how we lead our lives. Priority management is the answer to maximizing the time we have.
I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
And I have a really great agent and I know it's almost an oxymoron to say you have a smart agent. But she is and she has a beautiful aesthetic and she has guided me.
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.
I always advise people never to give advice.
The first condition of immortality is death.
Why don't you pair'em up in threes?
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.
I never said most of the things I said.
The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.
I never liked you, and I always will.
The budget was unlimited, but I exceeded it.
Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
I've been saying in the press that being a NY Post investigator reporter is an oxymoron.
Why then, O brawling love! O loving hate! O any thing, of nothing first create! O heavy lightness, serious vanity, Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms, Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health, Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is! This love feel I, that feel no love in this.
I take it that a successful therapy is an oxymoron.
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
My parents divorced when I was born, and my mother is a political science professor, like a feminist Mormon, which is sort of an oxymoron.
Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.
The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or 'airplane food.'
We learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
A lot of people never use their initiative because no-one told them to.
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