From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
I have sometimes thought of the final cause of dogs having such short lives and I am quite satisfied it is in compassion to the human race; for if we suffer so much in losing a dog after an acquaintance of ten or twelve years, what would it be if they were to live double that time?
Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weakend.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
All classes in proportion to their lack of travel and familiarity with foreign literature are bellicose, prejudiced against foreigners, fond of fighting as a cruel sport - in short, dog-like in their notions of foreign policy.
Everything we do is escapism, because we'll all be dead and everything we do is completely meaningless. Why brush your teeth? Why not be in the park with the bums passing a short dog? Why pay taxes, why get educated? Of course literature is an escape. You have to fill the hours.
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