Stupid Liberal Quotes - Page 2

• Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security.

  Barack Obama

  Fundamentals, National Security, Seems

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• There's never been A day in the last four years I've been proud to be his Vice President. Not a single day.

  Joe Biden

  Stupid, Years, President

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• There is no terrorist threat. Yes, there have been horrific acts of terrorism and, yes, there will be acts of terrorism again. But that doesn't mean that there's some kind of massive terrorist threat.

  Michael Moore

  Stupid, Mean, Kind

  "Fahrenhype 9/11: Morris Vs. Moore" by Jim Emerson, www.rogerebert.com. August 2, 2004.

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• I love these members, they get up and say, 'Read the bill ... What good is reading the bill if it's a thousand pages and you don't have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?'

  John Conyers

  Stupid, Reading, Mean

  "Reasonable Questions for an Unreasonable Time". "A New Republic: America's Future" with Glenn Beck, www.foxnews.com. August 24, 2009.

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• Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again

  Christopher Dodd

  Stupid, Eight, Racist

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• I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up.

  Rod Blagojevich

  Growing Up, Father, Shoes

  “The Notorious Blago” by Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. January 11, 2010.

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• He [Barack Obama] was light-skinned with no Negro dialect.

  Harry Reid

  Light, Dumb, Dialect

  "Code Switching: Are We All Guilty?". "Tell Me More" with Michel Martin, www.npr.org. January 13, 2010.

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• You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.

  John F. Kerry

  Smart, Iraq, Effort

  "Uproar over Kerry Iraq remarks". www.nbcnews.com. November 1, 2006.

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• If I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times ... Yeah that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. Because that's exactly what they are.

  Ed Schultz

  Dumb, Trying, Massachusetts

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• Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.

  Rosie O'Donnell

  Inspiring, Mothers Day, Father

  "Should Rosie Be Fired From 'The View'?". The O'Reilly Factor", www.foxnews.com. March 30, 2007.

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• George Bush doesn't care about black people.

  Kanye West

  Rapper, People, Black

  Chris Wheels, Kanye West (2014). “Understanding Kanye West: The Art of Passion”, p.45, Chris Wheels

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• I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

  Wanda Sykes

  Country, Thinking, Oxycontin

  "Comedian Wanda Sykes Draws Fire With Cracks About Rush Limbaugh's Health, Patriotism". Wanda Sykes' speech at the White House Correspondents' Dinner at Washington Hilton, Washington, D.C., www.foxnews.com. May 11, 2009.

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• Ten thousand people died, an entire town destroyed.

  Barack Obama

  People, Dumb Things, Towns

  "Obama overstates Kansas tornado deaths". www.nbcnews.com. May 9, 2007.

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• We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance.

  Debbie Wasserman Schultz

  Law, Dumb, Dumb Liberal

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• The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. The government lied.

  Jeremiah Wright

  Stupid, Mean, Government

  "The full story behind Wright’s “God Damn America” sermon". The CNN Interview, ac360.blogs.cnn.com. March 21, 2008.

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• I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her.

  William J. Clinton

  Stupid, Humorous, Dumb

  "Clinton Deposition In Jones Case: 'I've Never Had An Affair With Her'". www.cnn.com.

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• We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point. Because if it evaporates to a certain point - they have lanes now where ships can go that couldn't ever sail through before. And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there's a lot of tundra that's being held down by that ice cap.

  Henry Waxman

  Reality, Ice, Dumb

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• I do believe that it's the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel. I do believe that it defies physics that World Trade Center tower 7-building 7, which collapsed in on itself-it is impossible for a building to fall the way it fell without explosives being involved. World Trade Center 7. World Trade [Center] 1 and 2 got hit by planes-7, miraculously, the first time in history, steel was melted by fire. It is physically impossible.

  Rosie O'Donnell

  Stupid, Believe, Fall

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• If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq.

  Charles Rangel

  Stupid, Army, Fighting

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• Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.

  Ted Rall

  War, Home, Average

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• I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.

  Marion Barry

  Halloween, Two, Dumb

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• I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

  Wanda Sykes

  Stupid, Needs, Racist

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• if you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly.

  Alan Grayson

  America, Sick, Aca

  "The Rachel Maddow Show", www.msnbc.com. September 30, 2009.

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• This war is lost and the surge is not accomplishing anything.

  Harry Reid

  War, Lost, Dumb Liberal

  "‘Smell the tourists’: With Reid retirement, Capitol Hill loses master gaffe-ster" By Kara Rowland, www.foxnews.com. March 27, 2015.

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• Get the hell out of Palestine.

  Helen Thomas

  Liberal Media, Hell, Palestine

  "Helen Thomas Apologizes for Saying Jews Should 'Get the Hell Out of Palestine'". www.foxnews.com. June 4, 2010.

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