Taffy Quotes

• There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

  Stephen Colbert

  Stretching, Delicious

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• It's strange how memory gets twisted and pulled like taffy in its retelling, how a single event can mean something different to everyone present.

  Lisa Unger

  Memories, Mean, Events

  Lisa Unger (2010). “Four Thrillers by Lisa Unger: Beautiful Lies, Sliver of Truth, Black Out, Die for You”, p.123, Crown

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• Your playing is like salt water taffy. You see all the beautiful colors, red, yellow, blue, but they all taste the same.

  Marcel Tabuteau

  Beautiful, Blue, Color

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• Sometimes you tell the truth like you're pulling taffy.

  Lisa Loeb

  Expression, Sometimes, Telling The Truth

  Song: Taffy, Album: Tails

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• Taffy. He thinks about taffy. He thinks it would take his teeth out now, but he would eat it anyhow, if it meant eating it with her.

  Mitch Albom

  Thinking, Teeth, Eating

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• You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."

  Dave Attell

  Funny, Humor, Land

  "Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell". Documentary, Comedy, 1999.

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• It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy.

  Chauncey Depew

  Nice, Alive, Flattery

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• I used to think of two people in love like that. Like puzzle pieces, fitting together. But it's not like that at all. Love pulls a part of you out, and it pulls a part of him - like taffy, stretching but not separating. The tendrils of each one wrap around the other, until they meld together. One, but not quite. Separate, but not quite.

  Tammara Webber

  Thinking, Two, People

  Tammara Webber (2013). “Here Without You”, p.82, Tammara Webber

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• Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail.

  Daniel Handler

  Feet, Junk, Mail

  FaceBook post by Daniel Handler from Aug 23, 2011

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• According to one account of the New York City schools during the 1950s: The teacher could not technically hit the child, but the old crones found ways of skirting the rules. The push-probe-pull method was popular, in which the teacher would not hit you, but would poke you with her gnarled, witch-like fingers and grab your face like a taffy pull until you screamed. ... The pull-and-choke was also a favorite. It was executed by pulling the compulsory necktie up like a noose, until the errant boy's face turned the school colors.

  Robert Klein

  Bullying, Teacher, New York

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• We walked on the beach, fed blue corn ships to the seagulls, and munched on blue jelly beans, blue saltwater taffy and all the other free samples my mom brought home from work. I guess I should explain the blue food. See, Gabe had once told my mom there was no such thing. They had this fight, which seemed like a really small thing at the time. But ever since, my mom went out of her way to eat blue. She baked blue birthday cakes. She mixed blueberry smoothies. She bought blue-corn tortilla chips and brought home blue candy from the shop.

  Rick Riordan

  Mom, Beach, Home

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• Every time I told my cocker spaniel, Taffy, my very first dog, that we were going for a walk, she would launch into a celebratory dance that ended with her racing around the room, always clockwise, and faster and faster, as if her joy could not be possibly contained. Even as a young boy I knew that hardly any creature could express joy so vividly as a dog.

  Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

  Family, Dog, Boys

  Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson (1998). “Dogs Never Lie about Love: Reflections on the Emotional World of Dogs”, Broadway Books

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• Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junkmail. You can't be ready for such a thing any more than salt water taffy gets you ready for the ocean.

  Daniel Handler

  Love, Ocean, Feet

  "Adverbs". Book by Daniel Handler, 2006.

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• I don't like speed. I would have made a terrible Futurist. Even when I did take drugs, I never liked amphetamines and much preferred the slow taffy-pull of time that you get with opiates.

  Elaine Equi

  Drug, Opiates, Amphetamines

  Source: www.guernicamag.com

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• In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween candy. It is no longer safe to let your child eat treats that come from strangers.

  Ann Landers

  Children, Halloween, Years

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