Wedding Night Quotes

• Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

  Peter Ustinov

  Wedding, Hate, Night

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• The day after that wedding night I found that a distance of a thousand miles, abyss and discovery and irremediable metamorphosis, separated me from the day before.

  Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

  Distance, Night, Discovery

  "Noces". Book by Sidonie Gabrielle Colette, 1945.

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• My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!

  Anne Baxter

  Wedding, Night, Style

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• You are my creator, but I am your master; Obey!

  Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

  Frankenstein's Monster, Masters, Frankenstein Novel

  Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley (1823). “Frankenstein: ; Or, The Modern Prometheus”, DOSER Reads

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• Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

  Red Buttons

  Night, Nicknames, Dinner

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• I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.

  Joan Rivers

  Husband, Night, Buttons

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• My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Humor, Night

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• Here we stop. Upon the threshold of wedding nights stands an angel smiling, his finger on his lip.

  Victor Hugo

  Angel, Night, Lips

  "Les misérables".

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• Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.

  Phyllis Diller

  Night, Hours, Our Wedding

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• Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!

  Red Buttons

  Night, Wife, Three

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• Madelyne, we're married now. 'Tis a usual occurrence to bed one's wife on the wedding night.

  Julie Garwood

  Night, Wife, Bed

  Julie Garwood (2010). “Honor's Splendour”, p.191, Simon and Schuster

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• I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting.

  Melvin Helitzer

  Husband, Night, Interesting

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• Somehow it just don't seem fittin' for a bridegroom to spend his weddin' night in a tree.

  Jane Powell

  Night, Men, Tree

  "Fictional character: Milly". "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers", www.imdb.com. July 15, 1954.

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• A bride, before a "Good-night" could be said, Should vanish from her clothes into her bed, As souls from bodies steal, and are not spied. But now she's laid; what though she be? Yet there are more delays, for where is he? He comes and passeth through sphere after sphere; First her sheets, then her arms, then anywhere. Let not this day, then, but this night be thine; Thy day was but the eve to this, O Valentine.

  John Donne

  Good Night, Valentine, Clothes

  John Donne (1949). “The complete poems of John Donne”

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• When I am in the battlefield, I love it more than my wedding night with the most beautiful of women

  Khalid ibn al-Walid

  Beautiful, Night, Battlefields

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• Air racing may not be better than your wedding night, but it's better than the second night.

  Mickey Rupp

  Night, Air, Racing

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• We read the Golden Rule and judge it to be a brilliant distillation of many of our ethical impulses. And then we come across another of God’s teachings on morality: if a man discovers on his wedding night that his bride is not a virgin, he must stone her to death on her father’s doorstep (Deuteronomy 22:13-21).

  Sam Harris

  Father, Teaching, Night

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• I had seen the light, come to believe that a wedding should be about a feeling between two people, not a show for the masses...It was a magical, romantic evening, and although I occasionally wish I had worn a slightly fancier dress, and that Nick and I had danced on our wedding night, I have no real regrets about the way we chose to do things.

  Emily Giffin

  Regret, Real, Believe

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• You know," I told him on our wedding night, "I'm just as much me when I'm with you, as I am without you." And because Hardy understood what I meant, he pulled me into his arms, against his heart.

  Lisa Kleypas

  Heart, Night, Arms

  Lisa Kleypas (2008). “Blue-Eyed Devil: A Novel”, p.324, Macmillan

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• Here lies a she sun, and a he moon there; She gives the best light to his sphere; Or each is both, and all, and so They unto one another nothing owe; And yet they do, but are So just and rich in that coin which they pay, That neither would, nor needs forbear, nor stay; Neither desires to be spared nor to spare. They quickly pay their debt, and then Take no acquittances, but pay again; They pay, they give, they lend, and so let fall No such occasion to be liberal. More truth, more courage in these two do shine, Than all thy turtles have and sparrows, Valentine.

  John Donne

  Lying, Valentine, Fall

  John Donne (1996). “Selected Poetry”, p.47, Oxford University Press, USA

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• How do we want our air? Pure. How do we want our water? Pure. How do we want sex on our wedding night? Pure.

  Molly Kelly

  Sex, Night, Air

  "Sex, Love, and You: Making the Right Decision". Book by Judy Lickona, Thomas Lickona, and William Boudreau, 1994.

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