I must have women - there is nothing unbends the mind like them.
Sure men were born to lie, and women to believe them!
Nobody wants to kiss when they are hungry.
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
What does a woman want? More.
The leader of the deed was a woman. -Dux femina facti
Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em
Women like flames have a destroying power; never to be quenched till they themselves devour.
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.
When women get together, they tell stories. This is how it has always been. Telling stories is our way of saying who we are, where we have come from, what we know, and where we might be headed.
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.
A woman can keep one secret the secret of her age.
Womankind Is ever a fickle and a changeful thing.
There are many wild beasts on land and in the sea, but the beastliest of all is woman.
Women are one and all a set of vultures.
Do not jump the gun because of gossip.
Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart.
Woman's mind Oft' shifts her passions, like th'inconstant wind; Sudden she rages, like the troubled main, Now sinks the storm, and all is calm again.
Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention.
The best exercise in the world is to bend down and help someone up.
Pets require feeding, training, affection and exercise, but in return they offer unconditional love and companionship.
Sometimes the most important conversations are the most difficult to engage in.
Staying in a marriage without love is like serving a life sentence with an incompatible cell mate.
And when a lady's in the case, You know, all other things give place.
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