My name is CHL. That's Charles Haas Layfield.
I haven't even seen you successfully talk to a woman since I've known you, unless of course, you count Alex Riley.
Does Michael Cole deserve to take Jim Ross' place as a commentator?
Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.
I'd RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. Then I'd RKO your grandmother just to see the look on her face.
Nobody does ladders like Jeff Hardy.
Sometimes there's more important things in life than being in the ring, like family, like us, & being in love.
This must be Monday Night RAW, we just got a Wendy's chant.
There's no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil!
I don't wanna wrestle Big Show tonight because I'm scared that he's gonna eat me!
I'm the white Mohammad Ali.
Me Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain. God built me strong. Forget to give me brain.
Hey, Vickie, why don't you come down here and reprimand me to my face!
Children love me, dammit!
He's the game all right.
Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!
You know, every morning that I wake up...I realize that being World Champion is a gift. And let me be the one to tell you I'm loving every minute of it!
This book is dedicated to Sweet Loretta Modern. It's also dedicated to all the Jerichoholics who have stood behind me through all of the trials and tribulations over the last twenty years.If I were wearing a hat, I would tip it all to you.
Michael Cole does not deserve to be piled on like many are doing. He deserves respect. Michael is fulfilling a role on a fictional, TV show. He has been 'cast' to play this role as best as he can. For those that have never sat in that particular seat, let me assure you that it isn't easy. Cole's new persona must be working because never before have so many fans, for better or for worse, commented on Cole's work.
What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!!
The first time ever seeing a great talker was The Rock. It took a while for him to develop, but a great talker like The Rock, he was just incredible. Every time he was on the show, you wanted to see exactly what he was going to do which is what I try to do but I don't try to do it like The Rock. I don't want to be like anybody else.I want just want to be the No. 1 Miz.
Well, I might take a plane, I might take a train. How do you people live here? You must be insane. I'm leaving Sacramento. Sacramento, I won't stay. But I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May.
I haven't backed down from a fight in my life, and I won't start tonight.
Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do... SHUT UP!!!
Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.
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