Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.
I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.
I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her.
Is he under the influence or something?
Baloney fudging mustard!
LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!
This is a shining example of never quit, never give up, & never say never. I proved everyone wrong.
Before me, there were no moonsaults, there were no Litacanranas!
It's time to stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
My name's Punk. CM Punk.
Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midgit! I mean enough is enough
You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking
Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!
If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.
I welcome anyone that wants to come into the WWE and try it, because, I was the type of person that was not welcome with open arms. People didn't want me to come in because I was from a Reality background. But I'm the first person that says, bring anybody in.
Now you're the Queen of Hardcore, but movies don't count!
They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.
Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.
Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!
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