The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.
Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.
Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.
When the day comes when you don’t believe in yourself there’s the door, get the hell out.
When you're nWo, you're nWo for life.
Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.
Getting dragged, kicking and screaming out of the ring, begging for mercy from whomever it is that fires me, and never be seen again. That's how I wanna go out. Haha, yeah, I don't want any.. hero's goodbye, or a big send off. I don't want a retirement ceremony. That's not how I'm built, I just wanna disappear into the sunset and have people, 'Man, that guy was a jerk. Wow, I'm glad he's gone.'
When I was on Raw, I was like Julius Caesar, an all-powerful conquering hero who became so powerful that everyone around him had to conspire against him.
Congratulations to one of my favorite opponents and greatest rivals on returning to the WWE. The Rock is the BEST promo man of all time.
Nobody cares about Michael Cole!
John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?
We have the worst security!
This is not the Spanish announce table!
Better than that orange crap you wear!
Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!
Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.
Tear to a glass eye. Tear to a glass eye.
Vickie... you got some 'splaining to do!
What can I say? Chicks dig the mask.
He's a freak. Just like me. Just like all those Kane-a-nites out there! And you know what, Freaks are cool!
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