Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!
This Fruity Pebble that ya dealin' with, I ain't ya average jabroni. I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me.
Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!
Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!
He who laughs last, laughs best.
Room service. You like me fluff pillow?
I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!
Now I'm a little hurt. Let me check my tears in the reflection of my championship gold.
I'm a future legend. And you're the legend killer.
Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.
Getting dragged, kicking and screaming out of the ring, begging for mercy from whomever it is that fires me, and never be seen again. That's how I wanna go out. Haha, yeah, I don't want any.. hero's goodbye, or a big send off. I don't want a retirement ceremony. That's not how I'm built, I just wanna disappear into the sunset and have people, 'Man, that guy was a jerk. Wow, I'm glad he's gone.'
When I was on Raw, I was like Julius Caesar, an all-powerful conquering hero who became so powerful that everyone around him had to conspire against him.
Congratulations to one of my favorite opponents and greatest rivals on returning to the WWE. The Rock is the BEST promo man of all time.
Why can't I beat up John Cena?
As soon as you just walk through the curtains and the crowd's there, everything's good after that.
Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.
Tear to a glass eye. Tear to a glass eye.
Vickie... you got some 'splaining to do!
What can I say? Chicks dig the mask.
He's a freak. Just like me. Just like all those Kane-a-nites out there! And you know what, Freaks are cool!
The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays.
Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking.
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
What I want to do is, I want to put together a nice list of those guys who I really did admire when I was growing up, listening to names like Lord Finesse.
You haven't broken me Taker, you haven't broken me, I'm still standing.
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