My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!
Wherever I am, I think it's my show.
There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up.
I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!
I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit bootie?
Coming here, I sharpened and fine-tuned everything I had and needed. What I thought of as myself as a performer, I looked back and was like, ‘Wow, I improved from where I was.’ I thought I was ready and then saw the improvements I made which were unbelievable. It makes the transition from down here to up there (the WWE roster) so much easier because you’re prepared for what they need you to do. It’s not like you’re jumping into a whole other world. You’re prepared for what they need.
And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.
Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows exactly why that is; you've got a three foot nose you turn it sideways and stick it straight up Vince's ass!
For me, it's a responsibility to represent my family every time I step foot in the ring. When I came into this WWE business, there was a bar set for me. My goal is to push it as high as I can to make my family's legacy even stronger. To add to the history that's already been created. So for me, it's a huge challenge that I'm willing to fight for every single day.
You're putting me to sleep, Michael.
No matter how old he is, or what kind of shape he's in, Hogan believes in his heart that he is the star of the show, and he is wrestling. I don't think he gives a damn about anyone else.
What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.
I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse.
I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!
Besides singing "Jump Around" to all the WWE superstars in the locker room? Uh... I enjoy listening to music, pumping up, and getting really muscular and oily. I like to oil myself before.
Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada.
Just received western union tellagram via carrier pigieon from mexican cousin Juan, Apparently he just got hired by wwe...And would like me to watch his first match tonight in salisbury md, I'll be there.
When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.
And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!
Well folks, what do you think? Here's our choices.. Should I give Paul Bearer back to Kane? Should I shove Paul Bearer down these steps?
Kelly Kelly really graduated from high school?
Thank you for letting idiots like me, come out and live this wonderful wonderful dream. I love you to death. Lets go home.
Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?
Michael Cole is a visionary!
My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.
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