Thank you for letting idiots like me, come out and live this wonderful wonderful dream. I love you to death. Lets go home.
Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?
Michael Cole is a visionary!
My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.
Well John Cena's like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me.
For me, it's a responsibility to represent my family every time I step foot in the ring. When I came into this WWE business, there was a bar set for me. My goal is to push it as high as I can to make my family's legacy even stronger. To add to the history that's already been created. So for me, it's a huge challenge that I'm willing to fight for every single day.
You can't say the secret word!
When fans think WWE, I don't want them to think Hulk Hogan or The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin or John Cena. I want them to think of The Miz. I want to be on every show. When we need a guy to do Conan or Jimmy Kimmel, I want them to call me. I wanna be on the cover of all the video games. I want it all.
These guys like each other almost as much as they like themselves.
I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!
He also knows what king of protein I like, what T-shirts I like, how I like my dry cleaning to be done. He also knows how I like my stuff folded and put away into drawers.
... there's been a lot of balls that have been pounding in that end zone.
Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored
I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you.
Alex Riley is a star - he looks like a star, acts like a star. He is a star.
First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney.
The next thing you're going to tell me is Daniel Bryan is the United States Champion.
Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.
Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!
I want TNA to grow as a company, it’s better for me as a performer and me as a businessman. But how can they grow if every chance they get they are constantly talking about up north and the WWE?
One day I started cheating. After that, I started winning everything.
He spilled my diet soda!
You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do.
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