If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Don't let the same dog bite you twice.
The man recovered of the bite, The dog it was that died.
Bite us once, shame on the dog; bite us repeatedly, shame on us for allowing it.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.
Journalists say that when a dog bites a man, that is not news, but when a man bites a dog, that is news ... Thanks to the mathematics of combinatorics, we will never run out of news.
In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.
Some philosophers can't bear to say simple things, like "Suppose a dog bites a man." They feel obliged instead to say, "Suppose a dog d bites a man m at time t," thereby demonstrating their unshakable commitment to logical rigor, even though they don't go on to manipulate any formulae involving d, m, and t.
When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feel so bad.
Little dogs bite more than big dogs but they get away with it.
or simply:
