Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision.
You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.
I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful.
I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.
I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.
I feel like with everything you do, everything you make, everything you experience, y'know, even the dumb stuff that you don't even really pay much attention to, like the mundane stuff that happens to you every day, it shapes the person who you are.
People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.
I'm not saying you need to take a break because you're crazy. I'm saying you need to take a break so you can be crazy, and people aren't going to judge you. You're going to do dumb stuff from here on out. But do it in your own time. Do it safely. You can afford to protect yourself and still have fun.
I want to work on projects that I feel passionate about and do things that are fun and challenging. I would love to do a live musical. I'm not interested in doing the same thing over and over or the fame and exposure that comes with it. When people keep doing that, they just end up doing the same dumb stuff again and again.
I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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