Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice.
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.
The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective.
I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.
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