A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
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