The most important shot in golf is the next one.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
Putting is like wisdom - partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience.
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
or simply:
