I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
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