Being a princess isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day.
Football doesn't build character. It eliminates the weak ones.
I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most.
In the past, people were born royal. Nowadays, royalty comes from what you do.
They are not royal. They just happen to have me as their aunt.
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
My children are not royal; they just happen to have the Queen for their aunt.
Love is the only bow on Life's dark cloud. It is the Morning and the Evening Star. It shines upon the cradle of the babe, and sheds its radiance on the quiet tomb. It is the mother of Art—inspirer of poet, patriot, and philosopher. It is the air and light of every heart— builder of every home—kindler of every fire on every hearth. It was the first to dream of immortality. It fills the world with melody, for Music is the voice of Love.
The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash.
The interpretation of dreams is the royal road to a knowledge of the unconscious activities of the mind.
There's no blame placed at Kate Middleton, who was in the hospital for, as far as I can see, absolutely no reason . . . She feels no shame about the death of this woman. The arrogance of the British royals is staggering, absolutely staggering.
My life has been a tapestry of rich and royal hue, an everlasting vision of the ever changing view.
This royal throne of kings, this sceptered isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the hand of war, This happy breed of men, this little world, This precious stone set in the silver sea, Which serves it in the office of a wall Or as a moat defensive to a house, Against the envy of less happier lands,--This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
There are no galley-slaves in the royal vessel of divine love - every man works his oar voluntarily!
The monarchy is foremost a business, and it's important to them that the British public continue to finance the excessive luxurious lifestyles of the now quite enormous, wasteful and useless 'royal' family.
I'm not an anarchist, but I believe that people don't want the royal family - the so-called royal family.
I am glad to have this opportunity of expressing my high appreciation of the honour extended to me many years ago by the Royal Swedish Academy of Science by enrolling me amongst its members.
Contrary to the royal and uptight image of polo, I want to bring it to a younger generation. This is a great sport that can have a larger audience and appeal to more people. Sportsmanship is lacking in many other sports that I don't want to name.
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